an Ode to my Tofutti

MajestikMøøse · Nov 11, 2004

Oh noes, What happened
Poor Tofutti neglected
Must make anus cake

Captain Beard · Nov 11, 2004

The tofutti must LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Tide In Mind Out · Nov 12, 2004

a guy... · Nov 18, 2004

Lurking does me good.

Profanity · Nov 19, 2004

I hope the Tofutti's ok.

Yetti · Jan 15, 2005

tofutti thread >>> nvrmr vs ie thread

MajestikMøøse · Jan 15, 2005

lolz i got drunk
then I raped and pillaged
it was so much fun

Chromatose · Jan 16, 2005

theres a tiki face
on the mug that i'm drinking
out of right now AHHHHH

MajestikMøøse · Jan 30, 2005

I ripped a fart of
Quite pungent and rank flavour
I must have ate beans

Lillitu · Jan 31, 2005

Oh la! Joyous day.
Tofutti haiku returns
what terror awaits?

E-bortion · Feb 1, 2005

John Michele Jarre
Fruity Frenchman, aye
Regardless... He rules.

Captain Beard · Feb 1, 2005

Haikus are 5-7-5, you faggot.

MajestikMøøse · Feb 1, 2005

Bloodbath? Old School?
What the fuck are you thinking?
Listen to Left Hand Path

E-bortion · Feb 1, 2005

Sorry, my penis blocks the screen sometimes. I can't always see what I'm typing.

a guy... · Feb 8, 2005

neal · Feb 8, 2005

just got home from work
black metal in the playlist
now its time to smoke

Captain Beard · Feb 8, 2005

I just shit my pants
It smells like enchiladas
Why the hell is this?

Tide In Mind Out · Feb 8, 2005

perhaps you have a
mexican chef in your guts
who likes to make them

WhiteBeastofWotan · Feb 8, 2005

I smell quite rancid
My B.O. is poisonous
I haven't shower'd

neal · Feb 8, 2005

this vaporizer
got me really really high
now i feel hungry