an Ode to my Tofutti

[Kvlt Wench]

Hey raiz, "Other than tofutti-ness" has 7 syllables.

Dumbass.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

well its not his fault, he's a 40 year old virgin.
Dumbass.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Being a virgin affects your intelligence in a negative way?

THAT, is the logic of a dumbass.
.ssabmuDumbass.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

wait...raiz isn't the 40 year old virgin...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Yeah, you dumbasses. What she said.

-Pyrus the internet vulture

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

what a wonderful plush squid!

 

[Chromatose]

what a wonderful plush squid .... DEMON!!!!!

 

[Chromatose]

BIGGEST THREAD ON THE BOARD!



rejoice!

 

[FretsAflame]

wait...raiz isn't the 40 year old virgin...

IT WAS ME! I can't believe I'm bumping this goddamn post just because someone was confused.

 

[Chromatose]

IT WAS ME! I can't believe I'm bumping this goddamn post just because someone was confused.

what was you?
stealer of dreams called raiz a dumbass because of his attempted haiku, then wolftribe said it's not his fault, he's a 40 year old virgin. <<that was the confusion...
is this just causing more confusion? lol
-CT

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yeah i fucked up.
Dumbass.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'm starving

 

[raiz]

it's been a while since i had to write a haiku in elementary school dude. gimme a break about my fuck-up. what are the rules to writing a haiku again?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

syllable order is 5-7-5 like this:
Mind like a steel carp
I don't understand your sub-text
Explain to me, please

 

[raiz]

sorry i messed up
but i don't eat granola
you poet hippies

that's cool, i'm a forty year old virgin too. i think.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

pancakes and okra

a most delightful dinner

but now i'm too full

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yay! the endometriotic squid baby is back!! it's been acting up today

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

2,300 posts, HELL YAY!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

^^^the new squid baby, born just a few minutes ago.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

meh...it's a bad squid baby...