an Ode to my Tofutti

[Tide In Mind Out]

ishtar, have not seen
that in a very long time
but it is funny

 

[a guy...]

Ishtar was no good
At the box office, but yet
I think it's funny.

 

[a guy...]

Let me say one thing:
Do not eat the yellow snow
That is all, heh heh

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

is that from ishtar?
or just a random piece of
everday advice?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

everY

 

[a guy...]

No no not at all
Ishtar it is not, rather
It's a timeless phrase.

 

[Chromatose]

baron von squiddy
has returned, there is far too
much fucking rain out.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

storm clouds right outside
but i am not screwed because
i have my brella

 

[Chromatose]

all this rain outside
reminds me, I used to wear
an umbrella hat.

 

[Chromatose]

just like this one

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

an umbrella hat?!?
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
i can just see it

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

heh heh

 

[a guy...]

Laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Giggle Giggle Giggle laugh
Guffaw guffaw ha!

 

[Chromatose]

yeah but it was cheap and eventually broke...
i would walk around campus on rainy days, once a cop had some kid pulled over, and the cop didnt like standing in the rain, he was so impressed with my hat, we joked about how they should issue them for the uniforms.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

the jester squid in
an umbrella hat, he should
wear that in the band.......(tcb)

 

[a guy...]

Now that would have been real inconspicuous!!

"Look out Lefty, it's the umbrella heads!!"

 

[Chromatose]

to the dollar store
I shall have to go, to find
yet another one

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yes do that chromie
i wish our dollar store had
cool umbrella hats

 

[a guy...]

The cashier at the
Dollar store says he wants to
Get a price check, heh!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

maybe they have them
at party city, i'll look
the next time i'm there