an Ode to my Tofutti

[Tide In Mind Out]

heh heh heh

 

[a guy...]

how's my love slave today?

It's my Friday, yay
Looking forward to my weekend
Hooray party time!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hell yay!!!

 

[a guy...]

The hedge animals
Are chasing Jack through the snow
And he cut his head.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ha it is scary
that my dad usually
looks like insane jack

 

[a guy...]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

mmm hmmmm......especially if he's been outside working, ha, the resemblence is uncanny, oops that wasn't haiku

 

[a guy...]

Keep him away from
All the axes and mallets
So he can't get them.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ha ha no he's too
lazy to kill us, although
my brother might snap (someday)

 

[a guy...]

There's a room right here
Next to mine in the nut hatch
It's vacant I hear.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ha ha ha ha ha
thanks but i think i could take
him, stick beating, yay

 

[a guy...]

Beat him with a stick?
A Guy gets an evil look
And laughs evilly.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

heh heh heh heh

 

[a guy...]

Damn it's time to go
Meet my dad ev'ry Wednesday
Gotta get cleaned up.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ewwkay, go and make yourself pretty, hahaaa, and have a good time!!!! later, love slave

 

[a guy...]

Bye Mistress!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

bye bye...........

 

[Chromatose]

hmm.. dancing tomato ..

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i don't think i'll keep
the dancing tomato, no
but he is cute, yes

 

[lizard]

dancing tomato
who would win a test of strength
twixt Tom and the Hulk