an Ode to my Tofutti

[Tide In Mind Out]

my vision is so
incredibly horrible
one reason i got

hard contacts is cuz
they're supposed to keep my
eyes from getting worse

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

eh? I train them for evil deeds, my unholy army of cats.

...
we feed them, thats about it.

in theory we get rid of all except a kitten or 2 when they're old enough (5 weeks or so) to the animal shelter, but the way it usually goes is they're all so cute we keep them all.

Sometimes we give them away to farmers.. they have a disgusting little method of cat disposal, of course I'm against the killing of any animals ...

ahhh...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well it's time for me
to head out of here, i did
not plan to stay long (today)

later!!!!

 

[Chromatose]

also I have an
astigmatism, makes them
not so effective..
(some days my contacts didn't help at all, but I hear they have better contacts for that these days, eh, I dont care! )


I'm the lucky one
in my family, the rest
have terrible sight.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Never had glasses
Which is ironic, because
I look good in them

Instead I just wear
Sunglasses way too often
Including indoors

This one chick at school
Incredibly fucking hot
Wears reading glasses

And with these glasses
(Though it seems impossible)
She's even hotter

But she transferred schools
I don't see her anymore
I'm very depressed

So that is my tale
Of glasses and gorgeous girls
Have a nice day, dudes

 

[Chromatose]

what a tragic tale....
and have a wonderful day
yourself, party on!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I will party on
Thrash Festival is tonight
METAL UP YER ASS!!

 

[a guy...]

Thrash Festival, wow
Have fun there Pyrus buddy
Banging your head heh!

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

This Thread Has Become Really Bizarre

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Ahem, LRD
That post was not a haiku
UNACCEPTABLE!

(I'm just kidding, dude
I think I did the same thing
I'm just a smartass)

 

[Chromatose]

with this post, I have created the 3rd largest thread on this board.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Congratulations
Your biggest achievement yet
Thanks to tofutti

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hell yay this thread rules
and hell yay the weather rocks
today, not too hot
(and not too windy)

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Chromatose, watch
out.Word assocaition
is not far behind!

 

[Chromatose]

darn that word association thread!

I'll get you meddling kids, and your pesky dog, too!

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Hey! No responses
not in Haiku, remember?
You started it all!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

boycott the word association thread!!

 

[Chromatose]

there was never a no Haiku rule.

down with word association!

(be sure not to post in it, ok!)

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Damn your memory!
Vive Word association!
Quick answers always shall prevail over haiku!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yes this is only
a haiku optional thread!
haikus are preferred

though, heh heh heh heh
i will not lend my random
mind again to the

word associa-
tion thread, this one must be the
winner, hell yayooo