an Ode to my Tofutti

[a guy...]

Shrinky....Dinks?

 

[Chromatose]

yes shrinky dinks!!

and Mr. T !!

impressive!!

 

[Chromatose]

just tryin' to give this thread a little bit of everything

 

[a guy...]

I used to have some of these. Though not this particular one.

 

[Chromatose]

whoa nice..

hahaha, I recall playing with Pound Puppy colorforms in my youth..

wow who would've thought a bunch of stickers could be so entertaining.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I had crazy-ass dinosaur colorforms. Hours and hours of fun.

 

[Chromatose]

dinosaurs are way cooler than pound puppies.......

 

[Chromatose]

Jon Stewart just totally ran a segment on the Daily Show about the "Colossal Squid" and somehow got everyone laughing about the nonsense of squid appreciation. That bastard !!

 

[a guy...]

Sounds like you're owed some royalties.

 

[Yetti]

gremlins gave me nightmares when i was little

 

[Yetti]

btw, excuse me for being a big fat hairy boob, but what exactly is tofutti? is it ice cream made from tofu? ewwww.

 

[Chromatose]

ha ha ...

yup.. dairy-free soy based ice cream

 

[Chromatose]

I was always afraid of that gremlin thingy from the Stephen King's "Cat's Eye" movie when I was little.

 

[Yetti]

soy. oh ok, duh. soy milk, soy ice cream *slaps head*

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Wait, we've dedicated over a thousand posts to vegan pussy dessert?!! AAAAHHH!!

*goes and eats gigantic steak to make self feel better*

 

[Chromatose]

Ha!.. very funny
nice try, its not vegan, and
that steak will kill you

 

[Chromatose]

oops, my bad, is IS vegan, I thought it had something in it that wasn't...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

The steak will kill me?!
I'd better eat all the steaks
Before they eat me!

 

[Chromatose]

oh, after looking at a package of tofutti, I am going back on my original statement..

the tofutti website says the product is vegan.

but thats a lie !!

no self-respecting Vegan would eat High Fructose Corn Syrup

I knew I had a reason for saying it

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

high fructose corn syrup, yummmm