an Ode to my Tofutti

once i was at this camp... and my roommate was from venezuela.. and saying that he wore cologne was an understatement.... one day i walked in, and as soon as i opened the door, it was like getting hit by a blast..... i couldn't believe how much cologne that kid was wearing..
 
I just shower daily and use fabric softener on my clothing. Wearing perfume/cologne daily gets to be a bit too much.
 
I hate when people try to coverup body odour with massive amounts of cologne and what not. Geez, in moderation, people!
 
in my last job, there was this old woman, who it smelled like would drench herself in perfumes.. i could tell whenever she was in the area, based on her smell alone, and after she walked by it stuck around for a while. She would put more perfume on at lunch, too, so if it started to die down in the mornings, it would be right back again later!! ughh