Anal Cunt

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Anybody here listen to Anal Cunt? Best band ever.
 
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From what I've seen, they are just fucking around provoking everybody with their lyrics/song names. I don't really care about grindcore myself.
 
I personally find the song titles and shit hilarious, as well as the whole "Picnic of Love" thing. But musically, I get a headache if I listen to AC for more than 5 minutes.
 
AC is funny as hell. My fav songs of theirs are prolly Van Full of Retards & You're a Cop. They have one song that actually has some structure and a solo I believe, its called Gloves of Metal. Its pretty good.
 
lol there was this band that released a record or perhaps their name was; Vagina.

Anyway the album consisted of 62 short songs, the thread themselves were a source of entertainment, I didnt bother listening to the songs but undeniably songs with titles such as "I like my eggs like I like my wife - Beaten" cant be bad
 
I personally find the song titles and shit hilarious, as well as the whole "Picnic of Love" thing. But musically, I get a headache if I listen to AC for more than 5 minutes.

the "It Just Gets Worse" album is a great example: =)

1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It 0:43
2. Easy E got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury 0:42
3. I Like Drugs and Child Abuse 0:22
4. Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison 0:41
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis 0:50
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos 0:34
7. Rancid Sucks (and The Clash sucked Too) 0:40
8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You 1:44
9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway 0:46
10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us 0:29
11. You Rollerblading Faggot 0:30
12. I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You 0:29
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire 1:57
14. Body By Auschwitz 1:02
15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog 0:30
16. Sweatshops Are Cool 0:47
17. Women: Nature's Punching Bag 0:57
18. I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank 0:29
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck 1:02
20. I Ate Your Horse 0:50
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man 0:49
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag 0:03
23. I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die 0:53
24. I Fucked Your Wife 0:40
25. Into The Oven 1:42
26. I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid 0:52
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid 1:02
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died 0:28
29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny 0:42
30. Dictators Are Cool 0:35
31. Dead Beat Dads Are Cool 0:43
32. I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert 0:45
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome 1:03
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach 0:29
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy 1:04
36. Tim Is Gay 1:29
37. BT - AC 0:40
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant 0:49
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women 0:58
 
Interesting story about the Chris Barnes song, I guess the singer of AC actually does hate Chris for real. I read somewhere that he went to a SFU show before so he could beat the shit out of Chris for some reason and Chris ran off and hid in the tour bus or something. Not sure how true this is but I believe I heard it more than once.