anal play

[Lord Foul]

Which I am.


Shit, wait, do you have to be a woman for that?

 

[Liverslapper]

before a male orgasms, have the female do a little anal play and when you orgasm, it will be very intense. try it out for yourself.

 

[Malergion]

Will, the anal play expert, said as much near the beginning of this thread.

 

[Liverslapper]

anal play expert? damn. im gonna "loose" this one lol....eh ok bad joke.

 

[Will Bozarth]

@ the direction of the thread

 

[flying_whale]

another hall of fame thread

 

[Lunar Still]

@ the direction of the thread

straight up the poop chute!

 

[RedKef]

I did it once. My old girlfriend, who watched a lot of porn, some of which being extremely iffy, decided that she wanted to try anal sex. I was against it, because I didn't want to get shit up my dick, but did it anyway. It hurt both of us.

 

[JBroll]

Got a finger up there once, much to my surprise, and the yelp probably gave her the signal that it was a no-no. Just didn't do anything for me.

Jeff

 

[Captain Beard]

As someone who did give anal to the ex at request, I advise you lube up to hell, and then lube more after that. That's about how much you need.

 

[flying_whale]

As someone who did give anal to the ex at request, I advise you lube up to hell, and then lube more after that. That's about how much you need.

what about her/him lubing it before it in a more lets say natural way

 

[Captain Beard]

Vagina to anal is not a good idea at all due to disease and bacteria. And spit doesn't do a good job. The rectum does NOT lubricate itself sufficiently for a dry or even slightly moist penis to enter. You need lube. "How do the porn stars do it?" They lube too.

 

[flying_whale]

Vagina to anal is not a good idea at all due to disease and bacteria. And spit doesn't do a good job. The rectum does NOT lubricate itself sufficiently for a dry or even slightly moist penis to enter. You need lube. "How do the porn stars do it?" They lube too.

bummer

 

[Liverslapper]

Vagina to anal is not a good idea at all due to disease and bacteria. And spit doesn't do a good job. The rectum does NOT lubricate itself sufficiently for a dry or even slightly moist penis to enter. You need lube. "How do the porn stars do it?" They lube too.

yeah thats a definate no no.

porn stars use lube, depending...during movies they won't show you they lubed it but they did, also they might use a small toy to loosin in up. just a camera trick basically, unless you get the hardcore pain videos.

 

[Lunar Still]

Dude, just reading about it makes my ass hurt.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

EXIT ONLY.

 

[Metal head87]

What about Alabama hot pockets?

 

[Chromatose]

"Why you so stupid????? You no hungry for girl, you hungry for HOT POCKET!!!"

 

[Necrö]

EXIT ONLY.

A tattoo above your butthole saying "EXIT ONLY"...that would be kinda awesome

 

[Metal head87]

"Why you so stupid????? You no hungry for girl, you hungry for HOT POCKET!!!"