I was at a friend and looked through some K´rrrap magazines
from ´99 I think. (I don´t know why...
And i stumbled upon this K´rrap challenge featuring Anathema (it has a picture of them and Danny is pickin his nose) /forum/images/smilies/supergrin.gif
and it was so fuckin funny that I´ve decided to post it here:
The Contestants:
Danny , Vincent, Dave Pybus & John Douglas - collectively ANATHEMA
Specialist subject: Quite clearly, very little.
1. What is an enema?
Dave: "One of them things at the bottom of the sea, isn´t it?"
Vinny: "Some sort of barnacle."
John: "isn´t it a Tool album?"
Danny: "Yeah, that´s it"
2. Which rapper had a hit this year with "My name is"?
John:"John Pybus."
3. Name two countries in Central America.
Vinny:"Sweden and, er, Helsinki?"
John:"Canada."
4. How much does Kerrang! cost?
Dave: "It should be free."
Danny: "i don´t know, how much is bog-roll these days? Ha ha!"
Kerrang!: Still hurting about that Dynamo review lads?
Danny: "We´re only messing-We love you really!"
5. Who headlined the final day at this year´s Reading festival?
Dave: "F**king no idea. Where do you get these questions from?"
John: "Is it the Pope?"
6. Who scored the wining goal in Manchester United´s Championship league final?
John:"Ian Rush."
Vinny: "And another thing-why doesn´t Ian Rush ever get a game for England?"
John: "And Neville Southall´s one of the best goalkeepers I´ve ever seen, and he never got a game for England either! Maybe the moustache putém off."
7. Who does Ewan McGregor play in the new "Star Wars movie "The Phantom Menace" ?
Vinny: "Yoda?"
8. Name the K! Award-winning current Steriophonics album.
Danny: " ´Burn this´."
John: " ´Do you like my eyebrows?´"
9. What is clematis?
Vinny: "It´s that bit at the top of a woman´s fanny."
10. Headingley cricket ground is in which county?
Dave: "Texas"
11. Which character was murdered by Steve and Matthew in "Eastenders" earlier this year?
John: "Has anybody got a telly?"
Vinny: "Pass. We don´t like ´Eastenders´."
12. Who is the Home Secretary?
Vinny: "What do you mean, ´Who´s a homosexual?´. What are you trying to say?"
13. Whose most recent single was titled "Rock is dead?"
Vinny: "Paradise Lost?"
14. Spell "amoeba".
Vinny: "A-M-E-E-B-E-E-R."
15. What is lobscouse?
Vinny: "It´s when you get a pan of your auntie´s scouse and you chuck it over the nearest scally."
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FINAL SCORE:
0/15
Officially, and heroically,
the worst ever Kerrang! Challenge score!
Respect daft Scouse blokes!
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from ´99 I think. (I don´t know why...
And i stumbled upon this K´rrap challenge featuring Anathema (it has a picture of them and Danny is pickin his nose) /forum/images/smilies/supergrin.gif
and it was so fuckin funny that I´ve decided to post it here:
The Contestants:
Danny , Vincent, Dave Pybus & John Douglas - collectively ANATHEMA
Specialist subject: Quite clearly, very little.
1. What is an enema?
Dave: "One of them things at the bottom of the sea, isn´t it?"
Vinny: "Some sort of barnacle."
John: "isn´t it a Tool album?"
Danny: "Yeah, that´s it"
2. Which rapper had a hit this year with "My name is"?
John:"John Pybus."
3. Name two countries in Central America.
Vinny:"Sweden and, er, Helsinki?"
John:"Canada."
4. How much does Kerrang! cost?
Dave: "It should be free."
Danny: "i don´t know, how much is bog-roll these days? Ha ha!"
Kerrang!: Still hurting about that Dynamo review lads?
Danny: "We´re only messing-We love you really!"
5. Who headlined the final day at this year´s Reading festival?
Dave: "F**king no idea. Where do you get these questions from?"
John: "Is it the Pope?"
6. Who scored the wining goal in Manchester United´s Championship league final?
John:"Ian Rush."
Vinny: "And another thing-why doesn´t Ian Rush ever get a game for England?"
John: "And Neville Southall´s one of the best goalkeepers I´ve ever seen, and he never got a game for England either! Maybe the moustache putém off."
7. Who does Ewan McGregor play in the new "Star Wars movie "The Phantom Menace" ?
Vinny: "Yoda?"
8. Name the K! Award-winning current Steriophonics album.
Danny: " ´Burn this´."
John: " ´Do you like my eyebrows?´"
9. What is clematis?
Vinny: "It´s that bit at the top of a woman´s fanny."
10. Headingley cricket ground is in which county?
Dave: "Texas"
11. Which character was murdered by Steve and Matthew in "Eastenders" earlier this year?
John: "Has anybody got a telly?"
Vinny: "Pass. We don´t like ´Eastenders´."
12. Who is the Home Secretary?
Vinny: "What do you mean, ´Who´s a homosexual?´. What are you trying to say?"
13. Whose most recent single was titled "Rock is dead?"
Vinny: "Paradise Lost?"
14. Spell "amoeba".
Vinny: "A-M-E-E-B-E-E-R."
15. What is lobscouse?
Vinny: "It´s when you get a pan of your auntie´s scouse and you chuck it over the nearest scally."
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FINAL SCORE:
0/15
Officially, and heroically,
the worst ever Kerrang! Challenge score!
Respect daft Scouse blokes!
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