Another clothing thread

[Jind]

Possibly the least metal thread ever!

Just kidding

I've always been intrigued by the fact that for a long time metalheads and bikers thought themselves rebels and non-conformists yet really were some of the most "uniform" wearing mother fuckers ever. Just saying.

Continue with your fashion advice - nothing to see here.

 

[AllanD]

Which of the three fitted options is your preference? (stretch, slim, power slim)

Slim. Power slim is too much, it fits awkward over pants. Get a few blacks, some fitted 511's like Jeff said and bishes will be miring

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

As long as they're dark and undistressed you're ok - distressed and faded denim is basically the anti-poon.

Hmm, missed the memo in that one it would seem - what's the reasoning behind that? Not like I mind, dark jeans are sweet

 

[Terminus]

Jeans are kind of a pain in the ass for me, since everything's getting so fucking slim these days. Not saying you gotta go baggy, but, I aint tryin to look like some 80's bro in tightassed gear.

I hate going to buy pants because of this. Skinny jeans, skinny jeans skinny jeans all over the place. Ten-twelve years back it was super baggy almost-a-dress jnco's, weird how shit works out.

My thing for the last fifteen years (and I am so behind the times, THANKFULLY) are cargo pants, mostly dark earth tones and greys, a couple of camo pairs, and some black ones. I love black and really dark grey pants. It's probably a 90's thing but I guess I'll need to stock up since they are getting rare pretty much everywhere. I am frugal (and don't get laid hah) so my places to shop are Academy, Kohl's and if I'm getting frisky with the dollar bills, maybe JC Penney.

Last t shirt i bought was at a stand up comedy show in reference to a joke the guy had made:

That jacket Joe from Gojira is wearing is nice, wouldn't mind having one like it but as soon as I bought the thing the temp outside would soar up to 90* F and stay there for 10 months.

 

[AD Chaos]

There's a cheap local shop I like, even though I'm generally getting stuff just for commuting now.

 

[JeffTD]

Hmm, missed the memo in that one it would seem - what's the reasoning behind that? Not like I mind, dark jeans are sweet

It's just not at all in style right now for whatever reason - faded/distressed denim is pretty 'dad jean'-ish.

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

AH, yeah, those are awful haha, but IMO more for how they're cut, as well as the light blue (that's what faded means?) - I still maintain that slightly distressed well-cut dark jeans are acceptable, but I also am in not in love with them enough that I'd mind ditching them for the sake of convention

 

[K Odell]

Empyre is another awesome clothing company.

 

[egan.]

Just make sure whatever you buy has embroidered angel wings and skulls on the oversized pockets and you're golden.

 

[Sloan]

Just make sure whatever you buy has embroidered angel wings and skulls on the oversized pockets and you're golden.

also:

CROSSES

 

[JeffTD]

Just make sure whatever you buy has embroidered angel wings and skulls on the oversized pockets and you're golden.

Slate really needs to release a wearable version of the Dragon compressor. Even if it doesn't have Ed Hardy logos I'd still wear it.

 

[egan.]

You just need to ask yourself: "Do I look like a strip club DJ?"

 

[Sloan]

You just need to ask yourself: "Do I look like a strip club DJ?"

AMEN