Anybody go all out for Halloween?

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We have a shitload of trick or treaters around here, and I like to break up the monotony of a bunch of old people smiling and handing you candy.

I like to bring the terror.

In addition to my standard Jason costume and bloody machete (with a dulled edge of course), this year I've got an accomplice to distract the kids while I fire up the chainsaw (with no chain of course) in the shadows. We've already decided that he's going to drop the candy and run like a bitch when I come out.

I will settle for no less than screaming, fleeing kids for at least 2 blocks.
 
I don't really do Halloween. But it's cos I'm British I guess. To me, it's an American Holiday/Celebration/Thing, not a British one. British people should be sat around drinking tea or cider or be out farming or something like that.

I am however going to my friends house tomorrow for some filmz
 
Partying it up tomorrow, going as Slash so I dont actually have to socialise with anyone, just play guitar, drink beer and get laid.

Suits me fine.
 
This is what I'm wearing:

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Making parents nervous is fun too.

I don't do anything to scare the little kids. I'm not a total asshole. I try to gauge that they're over 11-12 before I even think about getting them, usually the ones that don't have adults with them are fair game.
You do get a lot more older kids these days that have their parents with them too, which I think is weird. Some of the parents seem to get pissed off just because I'm there in the costume, even when I'm not doing anything. Give me a break.... Halloween is about scary stuff. If you don't approve of scary stuff stay home with your kids and watch Little House on the Prarie reruns or something.

That reminds me, I had a couple of parents give me dirty looks last year and call their kids back to the sidewalk. This invariably ended in a staredown, which is impossible for me to lose because a) I'm bigger than all of them, and b) I'm wearing a hockey mask and have a machete.

I just love the whole dynamic. I should work at a haunted house.
 
Oh yeah, imagine a Norwegian The Berzerker :lol: That's my deal, complete with a detached bloody full size arm :goggly: We have a student Halloween party at a school office space, with Russian, Chinese and Polish chicks - should be fun ;)
 
I'm going all out tonight, I only allow myself to get smashed once every few months, so tonight I'm going balls to the wall.

Will, that sounds like a fuckin awesome time. Firing up the ole chainsaw outta keep it killer. If kids aer getting free candy, they're going to have to pay with the cleanliness of their skivvies.
 
We have a shitload of trick or treaters around here, and I like to break up the monotony of a bunch of old people smiling and handing you candy.

I like to bring the terror.

In addition to my standard Jason costume and bloody machete (with a dulled edge of course), this year I've got an accomplice to distract the kids while I fire up the chainsaw (with no chain of course) in the shadows. We've already decided that he's going to drop the candy and run like a bitch when I come out.

I will settle for no less than screaming, fleeing kids for at least 2 blocks.

You should videotape and youtube.

...Did I just say 'videotape'?
 
Not all out, but going to a sick party in Brooklyn. My costume, sure to upset some of you...:

Regretful Obama voter...(even though I didn't vote for him lol)

I have the gunshot wound ready, gonna get a plastic pistol, and some Obama buttons. Gonna tell everyone I shot myself for making such a dumb decision. :-D

The Brooklyn hipsters are gonna hate me. :-)

-Joe
 
Making parents nervous is fun too.

I don't do anything to scare the little kids. I'm not a total asshole. I try to gauge that they're over 11-12 before I even think about getting them, usually the ones that don't have adults with them are fair game.
You do get a lot more older kids these days that have their parents with them too, which I think is weird. Some of the parents seem to get pissed off just because I'm there in the costume, even when I'm not doing anything. Give me a break.... Halloween is about scary stuff. If you don't approve of scary stuff stay home with your kids and watch Little House on the Prarie reruns or something.

That reminds me, I had a couple of parents give me dirty looks last year and call their kids back to the sidewalk. This invariably ended in a staredown, which is impossible for me to lose because a) I'm bigger than all of them, and b) I'm wearing a hockey mask and have a machete.

I just love the whole dynamic. I should work at a haunted house.

For me any living being with legs was fair game. :lol: