We have a shitload of trick or treaters around here, and I like to break up the monotony of a bunch of old people smiling and handing you candy.
I like to bring the terror.
In addition to my standard Jason costume and bloody machete (with a dulled edge of course), this year I've got an accomplice to distract the kids while I fire up the chainsaw (with no chain of course) in the shadows. We've already decided that he's going to drop the candy and run like a bitch when I come out.
I will settle for no less than screaming, fleeing kids for at least 2 blocks.
I like to bring the terror.
In addition to my standard Jason costume and bloody machete (with a dulled edge of course), this year I've got an accomplice to distract the kids while I fire up the chainsaw (with no chain of course) in the shadows. We've already decided that he's going to drop the candy and run like a bitch when I come out.
I will settle for no less than screaming, fleeing kids for at least 2 blocks.

