This invariably ended in a staredown, which is impossible for me to lose because a) I'm bigger than all of them, and b) I'm wearing a hockey mask and have a machete.
NICE.
im chilling with the missus and watching some classics; see hoe much bruce campbell i can watch in one evening.
You must videotape this.
Well I just came in from a damn good night of scaring. Unfortunately I couldn't get anybody to videotape the madness, I'm going to have to coordinate that a little better next year.
By the end of the night, it was like I was running a haunted house because people were coming back over and over with carloads of kids. It was a blast.
The best part was the adults that wouldn't come near me, and a few grown women who went screaming out of the yard. Priceless.