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Reign in Acai

Of Elephant and Man
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This came from another forum I frequent. :lol:

Creepy intern at work... hilarity ensues (pics and vid)


First off, I never thought I would be the one telling one of these stories so if you dont think this could happen to you, think again.


I work as an IT Tech for a local city government. A couple weeks ago, we got a new intern for our department. At first glance, I just assumed he was the typical fat, nerdy type who lacked all social skills but could tear it up on the keyboard. Very shy, won't look you in the eye when you talk to him... that type. So, we stuck him in a back cubicle with our GIS guys (they do the maps for the city).


We noticed that he likes to eat stuff like frozen meatloaf dinners for breakfast (followed by honey buns and mt dew) so he got the inside nickname of "meatloaf". This dude would be sweating at 9am just from sitting there. Well, after a week or so, one of the guys in GIS commented to us that he was always coughing, hacking, grunting and all types of shit from his cubicle. We happened to have a network security camera lying around, so we decided to put it to good use and keep him from knowing it was there.


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So we started monitoring him on the camera and using DameWare so we can view his desktop and see just what the hell he does all day since he has no actual work to do at the moment. Aside from the grunts and noises which came as expected, we noticed some interesting sites/chats going on.



I will let the screenshots speak for themselves--

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Note, his name is Melkorios in case you didn't figure it out from the screenshot.

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So at this point, we're like, "WTF is up with this dude?" Not to mention he was always looking up "Expanding breasts" and "Man turning into woman".


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Oh and here's a couple pics of our monitoring setup--


We got surveillance video on the left, dameware in the middle and video games on the right (busy at work, I know).


(note the meatloaf dinner box)


So after last Thursday and Friday things started to get a little boring. By this time we knew he was a strange dude and nothing good was happening on camera.


Fast forward to today-- I am at lunch with my family and I get a call on my nextel from my buddy at work. He says to me "Dude, my eyes are burning out of my head right now!" So I say "Ok..." He responds back with, "Meatloaf is ****ing jacking off right now and I got that shit on camera and recording!" Keep in mind now, he was doing this with other people in the room with him at the time. I rush back to work, watch the vid and sure as shit, he's going to town on himself. Now at this point, we're laughing our asses off and at the same time grossed out knowing he is touching his dick and then touching the keyboards, mice, microwave, minifridge, etc.



So we bring our boss in on it and let him know what's going on. Since Meatloaf had already left for the day and our boss is going on vacation tomorrow, he printed out an email (which he BCC'd our whole dept on). In it he basically stated that his internship was over immediately and that he hopes he can use his "hands on" experience in the future.



And yes, the 'hands on' was in quotes in the email. So later today, we got to thinking-- This gross ****er just subjected us to his semen, well now we're going to subject him to the internet. Yep, we posted that shit on break.com, 4chan, and now its going on supraforums.



Before anyone says anything-- He signed an agreement to all types of monitoring because he is in a secure location and not subjected to the webfilter.
 
I find it more disturbing that these little chicken shits were secretly videotaping this guy. And what's up with *three computer monitors*? One with a camera on some other dude who's penis may or may not be visible and another with some nerd computer game on it. Not to mention those fucking toys.
Jerry, these guys are *dorks*... wimpy I-told-the-boss dorks. Put them in their place, man!
 
Saw that on twinturbo yesterday... they had a video but its been down, sadly.

Fuck, I'm sitting in a movie theater right now, waiting to get into batman... Couldn't get on RC via the movie theaters PC's, but... remote desktop connection FTW! Should be getting in any minute now, granted, the line is large.

Edit: This movie theater would get a 5/5 from me if it wasn't for this god damn delay. Apparently it's an equipment malfunction that is being worked on, which the audience response was "FUCK THIS! WE WANT THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!". I laughed.
 
I'm mourning Heath Ledger's death at the moment. What a fucking performance!!! The theater I went to had 2,000+ waiting in line, 1,999 of which were not a day over 18. High School Musical III.