hahaha petty people suck.

[dill_the_devil]

Dude, it's not because he's a pothead. It's because he's a dickhead. I'm stoned right now, and I'd punch the dude for that shit.

 

[Krilons Resa]

i think i'll e-mail this to him.

And he can supercool and get it tatooed on his forearm for his mom to see!

 

[Claws of Perdition]

You need the asian guy who tattoos slut and whore on people, thinking it says princess to do it. Get him out of jail and your set.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Why can't this thread be about

"Pretty people who suck"

 

[Krilons Resa]

Why can't this thread be about

"Pretty people who suck"

That's exactly what I kept reading the first 17 times.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

damn would i hit that!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I wonder if its chest would deflate if you stabbed it?

 

[Claws of Perdition]

hahaha

 

[Night Mare]

I wonder if its chest would deflate if you stabbed it?

 

[dorian gray]

that chick has fat arms btw

 

[lurch70]

that is a dude ...

and your drummer ... is he at least good? wtf are you guys putting up with this shit for?

 

[NAD]

and your drummer ... is he at least good?

he's good. his memory sucks though and when he's really high, his tempo is like a warped record uuuuuuggggggghhhhh...

wtf are you guys putting up with this shit for?

we're not! he's done.

Dude, it's not because he's a pothead. It's because he's a dickhead.

i know, i was just goofing around.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Get a drum machine man. Then all the bullshit from drummers = over

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"I know a great drummer. Maybe you've heard of him... his name is Roland..."

 

[Claws of Perdition]

hahahaha

 

[NAD]

our original drummer was named Zak and whenever we talk about drum machines we call it a Zak-in-the-box.

me and el guitaristo use drum machines for song writing bullshitz, but even the good ones are too sterile for live environments. especially since we like to jam. for the time being we're going to do acoustic shows at coffee houses, bringing a single bongo to anyone in the audience who wants to jam along and get some artsy college poontang in the process.

also this is pretty much the most amazing bulletin i've ever received on myshitz:

yeah my guitarist was pretty drunk tonight.

 

[MFJ]

looks like im moving to cali

 

[cthulufhtagn]

dude, hit me up if you're playing any shows in portland...i love bongos haha

so not metal

 

[NAD]

looks like im moving to cali

DO IT.