are you still a virgin?

Erkan said:
Dude, seriously!
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NAO C14 said:
Dude, seriously.

ahaha
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Erkan said:
Dude..... seriously. :D
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Anybody here ever have a pregnancy scare with a nice or not so nice female acquaintance and then wish to fuck that you were still a virgin? Look on the bright side Erkan, there's many a dude out there right now gripping like a motherfucker because their old lady's special monthly visitor has skipped town. There's no trim in the world that's worth that misery, unless of course its planned! And even then, I'm not sure its...........oh wait I have 2 kids (both planned).
 
Splat88 said:
Anybody here ever have a pregnancy scare with a nice or not so nice female acquaintance and then wish to fuck that you were still a virgin? Look on the bright side Erkan, there's many a dude out there right now gripping like a motherfucker because their old lady's special monthly visitor has skipped town. There's no trim in the world that's worth that misery, unless of course its planned! And even then, I'm not sure its...........oh wait I have 2 kids (both planned).
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Dude, seriously..

(haha I can't stop)

Yeah I know what you're saying man! Getting laid isn't hard, there's plenty of desperate idiots out there.
 
My wife's special monthly visitor has been out of town for like....6 weeks. That shit really IS scary.

Btw, i have a 28yo friend that's still a virgin. He's kinda afraid of woman, but also swears he's not gay (he also looks like Blanka from Street Fighter, so that may explain it all..)
 
jangoux said:
My wife's special monthly visitor has been out of town for like....6 weeks. That shit really IS scary.

Btw, i have a 28yo friend that's still a virgin. He's kinda afraid of woman, but also swears he's not gay (he also looks like Blanka from Street Fighter, so that may explain it all..)
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Blanka! Haaahahahahahaha :p Good ol' memories
 
GuitarGodgt said:
My wife gets more scared than I do about the whole preggers thing. But she takes her pill at 10pm on the dime every day, so I am never worried.
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My girl does the same thing except at 10 am. I'm glad she does it, cause MANY times we end up using no condom due to the "heat of the moment" if you get what I mean. She had to do it after various months of scary-as-fuck weeks

Me want to be daddy, but not in our plans right now given we're not married and each still live in our own parent's houses (life ain't easy here, she's an engineer and can't pay her own place, not even a decent rental in our city), plus we certainly plan to move away from this country
 
If im going to have children (regardless of boy/girl) i will let them listen to alot of music and i will always include a metronome blended in the background. I will always play isntrument infront of them, and i will make my wife perform piano to entertaint them. I want them to develop a built in metronome and perfect pitch. (Similar to how tony royster Jr was brought up ) That is my plan to dominate the world. Ill be the dopiest dad in the world. :headbang:
 
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