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VangelicSurgeon
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ChromeLife
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Dr. Jake... my leg has grown to three times its normal size, and had turned the color of old cheddar cheese... sup wit dat?
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lizard
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Dear Dr. Jake:
my wife has developed a crush on Prince William. This wouldn't be a problem in and of itself, and it is rather flattering to have my male appendage referred to as "a meaty scepter." Is role-playing something that could harm our already tenuous grip on reality?
sincerely,
The Duke of Edinborough
my wife has developed a crush on Prince William. This wouldn't be a problem in and of itself, and it is rather flattering to have my male appendage referred to as "a meaty scepter." Is role-playing something that could harm our already tenuous grip on reality?
sincerely,
The Duke of Edinborough
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avi
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that depends, can you take her in a fight? if you can, the answer is simple, beat the bitch. if you don't feel you would be able to "beat the bitch" maybe ask a friend to "instill the fear of God in her". either way, you should get the shit.VangelicSurgeon said:
Dr. Jake
mmmmm, wow kid... you're fucked. i think you want a "real" medical "doctor" to treat your "leg"... wait, what are we talking about?ChromeLife said:
Dr. Jake
(p.s. they can't all be winners)
role-playing huh? do you guys use 12-sided dice and wear capes and talk about "Elf level 12" and shit? sad.lizard said:
anyway, can it hurt? no, it seems that you are both nerd enought to handle the riggers of "role-playing". just be sure to get the dice off the bed.
Dr. Jake
Yasser Arafat
Not a terrorist. Really.
Dr. Jake,
Let's say, hypothetically, you have this Jew neighbour who lets his dog out every time you go outside, so you have to stay in your house all day, and there is no running water or electricity because the Jew neighbour has his fingers in the public-works pie (of course) and had it shut off, and yesterday you heard that your good friend who has a Jew neighbour problem of his own just had a not-so-mysterious housefire, and you're really in the mood for a Mountain Dew and some Ho-Hos, do you think the Jew neighbour would notice if you nipped out for a bit down to the Store 24 and back?
Hypothetically.
Let's say, hypothetically, you have this Jew neighbour who lets his dog out every time you go outside, so you have to stay in your house all day, and there is no running water or electricity because the Jew neighbour has his fingers in the public-works pie (of course) and had it shut off, and yesterday you heard that your good friend who has a Jew neighbour problem of his own just had a not-so-mysterious housefire, and you're really in the mood for a Mountain Dew and some Ho-Hos, do you think the Jew neighbour would notice if you nipped out for a bit down to the Store 24 and back?
Hypothetically.
well, for starters, you are going to have to pre-streatch your anus before your lock up date. this will come in handy for a number of reasons.xfer said:
1) you will be able to "mule" different "currency" into (and out of) your cell. things like cigaretts, soap, magazines, shanks, and razors can all be, if placed like a true pro, in your rectum without damage.
2) your daily rapes won't feel so bad... it's going to happen.
3) two words, "puppet shows"
you'll also want to cling to the nearest large black man as soon as the gates close. you can (and should) become his bitch. that way, one guy rapes you... unless he passes you like currency... then, you can... ummmm.
Dr. Jake
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That's a sticky wicket you have on your hands Yasser. seems like you just lack balls. if you don't have the nerve to "take care" of your neighbour, maybe you should have your Afghani lawn boy take care of him for you. no man should be made to stay inside his house (women on the other hand)... fight for your freedom my friend. this is a free country, and you should feel free in your own neighbourhood.Yasser Arafat said:
some suggestions for getting his attention -
a) fly a radio controlled plane into the highest point of his house
b) send packages marked with "biohazard" stickers to his house and then show up a couple days later and ask if he's gotten any of your mail by mistake.
c) raw pork. hundreds of pounds of raw pork.
d) swastikas are always funny
e) spray paint "Goldie Hawn is an infedel ho-bag"... or am i thinking of Golda Meir... whichever, both jew-bitches.
ChromeLife
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Dr. Jake...
I was just assigned a research project in which I will have to collect garbage and analyse it... also there is a hot chick in my group who keeps laughing at my bad jokes... how do I get a good grade AND shtup the living daylights out of her?
I was just assigned a research project in which I will have to collect garbage and analyse it... also there is a hot chick in my group who keeps laughing at my bad jokes... how do I get a good grade AND shtup the living daylights out of her?
analyse trash? hot chick? are you sure your meds are dialed in today? form the way i see it, you are stalking this poor girl, ruminging through her trash, and those "laughs" are screams of terror when you peek your head over the window sash. leave her alone, or rape her and get it out of your system, your call.ChromeLife said:
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