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ChromeLife said:
UGH, can't you people help yourselves?
YOU ARE NOT IN SCHOOL... YOUR "CLASSROOM" IS THIS BROAD'S LAWN YOU SICK FUCK!
now get in there and tap that.
Dr. Jake
The Dope
Hi.
Dr. Jake,
I kind of, you know, like someone on the board as...well, more than just a friend. But I don't think this person ever notices me. He's always posting about his hatred of Jews and Israelis and stuff, and I'm worried that all this religious/political hatred will just get in the way of us ever being able to start a relationship. How can I get this person to pay attention to me instead of bombing buses?
PS: If you know who I am talking about, please don't tell him. I would just die!
I kind of, you know, like someone on the board as...well, more than just a friend. But I don't think this person ever notices me. He's always posting about his hatred of Jews and Israelis and stuff, and I'm worried that all this religious/political hatred will just get in the way of us ever being able to start a relationship. How can I get this person to pay attention to me instead of bombing buses?
PS: If you know who I am talking about, please don't tell him. I would just die!
chupe666
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xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
The Dope
Hi.
this is a very touchy and serious topic. so i would like it if certain other posters would not make like of The Dopes plite. first off, i normally don't answer fag questions, just so you know. but this is a hard topic for fags to figure out on their own.The Dope said:
inter-religious releationships work... ALWAYS. if things don't seem right, or it gets to hard, you're just not trying. you should go for it... send him a note, a card, flowers, maybe the head of an Israeli, whatever you think will please the man you burn for.
Dr. Jake
Firedwarf
sock puppet
Firedwarf said:Dr. Jake,
i don't answer other peoples questions. just because you find some "funny" clip on another website doesn't mean i have to humor you with a response.
stop being such a queer.
Dr. Jake
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
Dr Jake,
I just bought Battlefield 1942 for $50. When I tried to play it, it would not let me connect, and told me the CD-Key was already in use. How do I rectify this situation?
I just bought Battlefield 1942 for $50. When I tried to play it, it would not let me connect, and told me the CD-Key was already in use. How do I rectify this situation?
Stultus
Words to live by
Dr. Jake,
Do you think the US antitrust authorities will allow for the KLM-Air France merger to take place?
All of my cash is riding on this,
A Fool
Do you think the US antitrust authorities will allow for the KLM-Air France merger to take place?
All of my cash is riding on this,
A Fool
ChromeLife
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TheNewChupe
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Dr. Jake:
I am attempting to begin my life anew- to try and forget the old slutty chupe and turn over a new leaf of wholesome, supportive, friendly posts.
What should I do first?
TheNewChupe
PS: Not to be a Nosily Nosey McNoseyperson, but it seems you've got some mail to answer yet! Tsk Tsk!
I am attempting to begin my life anew- to try and forget the old slutty chupe and turn over a new leaf of wholesome, supportive, friendly posts.
What should I do first?
TheNewChupe
PS: Not to be a Nosily Nosey McNoseyperson, but it seems you've got some mail to answer yet! Tsk Tsk!
xfer said:
first of... CramLife, get your own fucking call-in thread. better yet, don't. you're "insight" was tasteless. as if "pirates" were a bad thing. you truly make me sick. and the mockery you make of my help infuriates me.
now, onto the problem at hand. Mr. Xfer, it seems you have been swindled by the information age. see, people who don't like to "pay" for software are known to find ways around it's encryption devises. someone using a random key code generator has used your legit key code before you. my advice? track down the filthy pirate and knife him in his neck. you might want to start with this CakeLife fag.
Dr. Jake
Stultus said:
CAN WE PLEASE GET SOMEONE TO SCREEN THESE LETTERS!?!
how many times do i have to answer this question? short answer, no. long answer, the French ar queers... so no.
Dr. Jake
