ask Leper anything!

[Evil Edith]

Evil Edith lives on the Prairie. The odds of a tree falling on Edith are slim to none.

If Vancouver sinks into the clay during one of those major earthquakes they've been forcasting will HoserHellspawn become fossilized in the living rock that was his hometown?

 

[Duvall]

ok.. scratch that old one.

Will I find sex?

Like just a quick romp? Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am?
Just a lil fling thing to tide me over until this so-called "LOVE" shows up?

*Wistful gaze*

I need a new avatar. What posessed me to put a shitty picture up? I musta been drunk.

 

[Leper Affinity]

Originally posted by Duvall
ok.. scratch that old one.

Will I find sex?

ROTLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, now seriously, it doesn't looks likely.

Like just a quick romp? Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am?
Just a lil fling thing to tide me over until this so-called "LOVE" shows up?

you can only trust your handy. good grief.

*Wistful gaze*

I need a new avatar. What posessed me to put a shitty picture up? I musta been drunk.

indeed.

 

[Duvall]

I find your laughing at my despair to be in very poor taste!

what a prophet! just shoots you down. you should tell people what they want to hear, and then they'll pay you, silly!

so you should have said:

"yes, hundreds of nubile young women from all walks of life will arrive to pleasure you in ways previously unimagined by even the most depraved sexual minds, and which would make the Marquis de Sade flush with embarassment! now go, and sow your seed, mighty one!"

or something to that effect, right?
then I hand you a 20.