ass or chemicals?

[FuSoYa]

I put some preparation-H on my finger and lubed up my asshole with it, vigorously yet tenderly at the same time. Then I took out my contact lenses and went to bed.

Ow! Fucking eyes burning!! So my question to you is - did my eyes burn because of the Preparation-H residue on my finger.. or because of the ASS RESIDUE?

 

[minxnim]

i'd say your ass residue is hopefully less caustic than the preparation H.

oh, and TMI.

 

[xfer]

this is so much worse than the xfer-shaves-his-armpits TMI.

 

[FuSoYa]

what is TMI?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

to much information!

and yes, I would think that the chemicals caused the burnies!

 

[xfer]

unless you consumed a lot of hot peppers within the past forty hours.

 

[FuSoYa]

actually, I did!

Well, spaghetti sauce.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

well that goes without saying!

sayin.

 

[minxnim]

prep-H is actually just a chemical agent that shrinks tissue by forcing fluid out of cells walls. so yea, that'd burn the old eye worse than butt stuff.

 

[FuSoYa]

i actually knew that because cosmo said you can put that shit beneath your eyes to make the bags go away!

 

[FuSoYa]

also wait a minute so if you coat your eye with prep-H your eye will possibly shrivel into a little raisin??

trying tonight!

 

[goatschool]

ladies and germs, i am currently eating jalapeno sunflower seeds. not only am i eating them with shell, but i am also eating jalapeno sunflower seeds.

and i wear contacts.

 

[FuSoYa]

you should try stuffing them into your butt!
i mean, a person with asshate should try pepper oil on their butt! yes!

 

[minxnim]

who are these asshating people?

and fusoya, you are so totally right. older women often put prep-H on their boobs and stuff to make the skin firm!(cindy crawford admitted doing it!) most eye creams and skin firming creams contain the same ingredients!

 

[lizard]

I heard once that junkies use prep h, supposedly to make veins more prominent? I do not know.

non sequitur

never, under any circumstances, dice habaneros and then go to the bathroom and touch yourself in a sensitive area. it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "I burn for you."