Asshole Things My Friend Who's Getting Married On Saturday's Fiance Has Done

[FalseTodd]

yeah i can just see him scoping a dear at 150 yds and wondering why he plugged a rock 30 feet in front of the deer with that slug...

 

[xfer]

minx, please don't put any additional curses on trish. she already is under a huge one.

the breakup/divorce potential worries me because i think it would mean trish has been completely and utterly broken.

but look, let me try to be positive: maybe marriage will shape him up!

 

[goatschool]

oh christ, alex, wait until the kid(s) hit.

 

[gekko]

seriously, now hes going to be able to screw up future generations! Think of the possibilities.

 

[lizard]

alex, I'm sorry to say it seems Trish is already broken.

 

[0sm0se]

In the sense that she does not work correctly as opposed to having an utterly crushed spirit, though it may be both. I bet she totally whips his ass in bed, like ties him up and kicks the shit out of him and he loves it.

 

[minxnim]

marriage never fixes anything. take it from a pro.
and sorry they both get the TRUE LOVE ALWAYS STUCK TOGETHER curse.

 

[lizard]

it would be nice to fantasize her breaking him open like a shotgun over the couch and taking the strap on to him mercilessly...but I doubt it.

 

[xfer]

oh also hahaha

- has a dad who looks like a somewhat less fatter and uglier Ariel Sharon