Asshole Things My Friend Who's Getting Married On Saturday's Fiance Has Done

[chupe666]

xLICKxMExALLxOFxYOUx

 

[azal]

After reading this thread, I've reached the conclusion that I'm quite a catch.

 

[xfer]

imagine being a deer and being killed by this dude.

 

[azal]

imagine being your friend and getting fucked by this dude.

 

[xfer]

ughhh

 

[lizard]

really, and I don't even know them!

 

[xfer]

My (gun nut) friend Tom's response to this:

Who the fuck puts a SCOPE on a scattergun?!?!

Also, tell him to take his finger off the goddamn trigger when he's
not even looking where he's pointing his beloved bad-ass night-
vision scoped 12-gauge.

He is indeed a fruitman.

you fucking fag
you have a mustache
you hang around with men
and stare at thier ass

[chorus:]
you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,
you play on a softball team,
you're the biggest fag i've ever seen,
you play on a softball team

your team's sponsored by a gay bar
and you've got team pride
too bad most of your team
all got a.i.d.s. and died

--Seth Putnam, "You Play On a Softball Team", album: "I Like It When
You Die" (1997)

 

[mindspell]

I didn't even noticed he had a scope. What a dumbass. You really need a scope when a flock of geese fly 20 feet from you....

Tell Tom from Myspace that he is totally right!

 

[Steve]

does he know who john wayne bobbitt is? (this sounds pretty similar)

and i'm listening to that same AC song right now...
thinking of that i need to switch music

 

[minxnim]

my dad used to be a lumberjack

 

[xfer]

I just took great pleasure in addressing their wedding card and the check gift to "Trish and Adam", knowing it will annoy him that his name is last.

 

[FalseTodd]

shoulda addressed it to Ms. Adam (Trish's Last Name)

 

[lizard]

yes. that would have been the funny. the only problem is any good pranks would get him pissy and he'd take it out on her.

 

[mindspell]

my dad used to be a lumberjack

Ask him how were the talks about women in the lumberjack camps, if he did a few. You'll see what I mean. From what I know, your father falls in the exception part in a lot of things...

 

[xfer]

"Mrs. and Mr. Trishx Wilde"

 

[goatschool]

azal

 

[deadair]

i just read every post on this thread...

there is way too much for me to comment at this point... other than to use one word -

"horrible"

 

[goatschool]

has anyone asked your friend (trish?) what she likes about him?

 

[lizard]

"he's so forceful."

 

[xfer]

i haven't because i don't think she'd be comfortable with saying "because i love him" even if it's true. and i don't think that impugns their love. sadly.