attn: anyone who wants to assassinate me

[FuSoYa]

12 NN - 1 PM - Otherside Cafe, 400 or something Newbury Street, Boston, MA

1 - 4 PM - 361 Newbury Street, Boston MA

4 - 4:10 PM - walking down Massachusetts Ave to the Mass Ave orange
Line station, boarding outbound train.

4:20 - 4:23 PM - walking up Green Street to my apartment

4:23 - 5:15 PM - chillin

5:15 - 5:30 PM - driving to alex's (xfer's) house: Green St, right on Centre St., merging onto S. Huntington Ave., Left onto Boylston St., Right onto Harvard St., Left onto Washington St., Left onto Snow St., Right onto Union St., Right onto Shannon St.

5:30 - 5:40 - bong hits or butts or soemthing

5:40 - head to interstate 95 southbound towards Gregland.

6:40 - arrive at airport, get boarding passes and stuff

7:10 - Eating at some shitty airport restaurant like TGIFriday's or something. The the perfect time to assassinate me as I'm lifting an elegantly braised mozzarella stick to my lips.

7:45 - kicking it at the airport

9:45 - Boarding 10:10 PM Flight 140 to Baltimore, MD, Southwest Airlines.

11:35 - stepping off plane into terminal at Baltimore airport. Another great time to assassinate me, preferably right as I'm about to embrace my dad with a smile on my cherubic face.

 

[minxnim]

this post is awesome.

 

[minxnim]

but i'm sorry, i will not be assassinating you.

 

[deadair]

that is some grade A posting my friend...

 

[xfer]

5:30 - 5:40 - bong hits or butts or soemthing

dude you do realise i quit smoking like two weeks ago, right?!

also, i thought our flight arrived in DC at 10:30ish?? it sucks that it's that late...wasn't Friday night "sibling night" at a bar or whatever?

 

[FuSoYa]

Do you think FSU lurks this board looking for shittalkers the way they lurk makeoutclub and bco and lipstickandcigarettes.com and all those sorts of sites, physically destroying anyone who even utters the awkward acronym "FSU"?

 

[Yasser Arafat]

I think I shall have to make a phone call to Mahmoud Knuckles after seeing that impertinent post, FuSoYa.

 

[avi]

WTF is FSU?

 

[FuSoYa]

a skinhead gang in boston that lurks messageboards and then beats people up who like different bands than they.


anyway this is not supposed to be an FSU post! I'm thinking bullets!

 

[Baliset]

Gregland = awsome

 

[xfer]

i guess it's a testament to the effectiveness of their technique that all BCOers don't know about 'em!

 

[FuSoYa]

anyway seiously alex you know, i am dreading the fact that TGIFriday's at the airport will be our only food option, and unfortunately like the TGIFriday's (airport version) in Dallas, they will have a LIMITED MENU.

LIMITED to like 4 ITEMS.

AND NO BEER.


AND NO COFFEE.




AND PEPSI.

 

[xfer]

no coffee??

when have you been to Dallas??

and whatever, maybe they'll have a Wendy's and i can get two 99 cent salads.

 

[FuSoYa]

maybe but they will probably have pepsi

 

[FuSoYa]

we stopped in dallas to change planes on our way to californ-eye-A last november.

 

[lizard]

anyone hear about the woman who found a lizard in her applebees salad? blech. the 'raunt examined other salads and found choice lizard morsels in some of those as well.

I weep for my lost kin.

 

[FuSoYa]

if it was alive, i would be psyched!!

 

[minxnim]

i'd like a free anole with my salad, but not a dead one. as a pet they're fun.

 

[deadair]

anyone hear about the woman who found a lizard in her applebees salad? blech. the 'raunt examined other salads and found choice lizard morsels in some of those as well.

I weep for my lost kin.

i've eaten at that applebees... friends used to live right next door to it.

 

[xfer]

it was just a HEAD!

also: this happened in IOWA!