Attn: goatschool Re: the upcoming weekend

[xfer]

you could come along with me. you'd be an interesting conversation piece!

 

[avi]

I wonder how xfer's date will react when she discovers she'll be lunching with Goatschool and spending the evening viewing French porno.

 

[goatschool]

ah, so suddenly i'm a freakish curio item?

maybe i'll just wait for saturday.

 

[minxnim]

that was a weird thing to say xfer.
anyway, nick is so popular.

 

[goatschool]

i'm so popular that the neighbors barely recognize me

 

[minxnim]

well, you get INVITED places!

 

[goatschool]

only to be regarded as a talking chimp!

actually i wonder if josh still wants me to visit.

 

[goatschool]

josh is sort of quiet lately, no?

 

[minxnim]

josh is probably stunned from lack of txt-ing.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

...

 

[avi]

let's just all talk about Josh, shall we?

what do you think he's doing RIGHT NOW?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

http://www.intelligencetest.com/quizzes/quiz1/index.htm

 

[goatschool]

once or twice i tried to picture his working space, but couldn't.

i envision he is drumming one side of his desk, or the computer monitor, with his fingers, while the other is rubbing his chin.

his eyes are slightly upward, and he's thinking about either dog barking at a beehive or legend of zelda part ???

 

[xfer]

you don't think nick would be an interesting conversation piece? especially if he demanded to see my armpits immediately upon meeting me? and then asked when the FRENCH PORN was getting underway?

incidentally, i asked her if she wanted to come to FRENCH PORN NIGHT but she said No.

 

[minxnim]

okay sorry! i will never mention josh again. especially to inquiries from nice people as to his well being.

 

[xfer]

i always picture Josh lording it over a desk with the Swedish ambassador fidgeting in the waiting room, reading a four-year-old copy of The New Yorker.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

ahahah this thread has gotten AWESOME!

preppy please talk about me all you like.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

oh hey turns out it was the SWISS ambassador, my B!

 

[avi]

 

[goatschool]

you don't think nick would be an interesting conversation piece? especially if he demanded to see my armpits immediately upon meeting me? and then asked when the FRENCH PORN was getting underway?

you are seriously confusing me with the_preppy

i have no comment on your armpits, and the porn of france disinterests me as equally as most any porn*










*the ambiguity of that sentence is not altogether unintentional