Attn: huge back-of-neck zit

[FuSoYa]

Fucking ow! At least ripen the fuck up so I can pop the bejesus out of you

 

[avi]

nurse that puppy by spreading some extra grease on it!

 

[FuSoYa]

i am taking a highly educated guess that this was caused overnight because SOMEONE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED laid his 3-days' unshowered head on my pilow but two nights ago.

 

[ChromeLife]

eww.

 

[Baliset]

couldn't you have just taken the pillowcase off of the offensive pillow? and also: how do you know you used the same side of the pillow that the offending person used and not the side of the pillow which most likely was laying on the floor which consequently could have aquired grease or dust from the unkempted-ness of your carpet.

just an educated guess

 

[RealmArchitect]

may be some kind of nest of insect larva? you never know.

 

[minxnim]

put a really warm tea bag on that baby for a few hours.