attn: Minxnim

mindspell

vvv Jake's ass vvv
Jul 6, 2002
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www.mindspell.org
The curse has worked:

-I crashed my bike
-I am hurt
-I feel like crap
-I really need some medication to dull the pain but I hate meds so I will bear the pain.
-I lost my glasses in the crash and I have to sport my 1990-styled glasses now.
-My insurance is going to jump to stratosphere levels next year.

Thank you
 
I had three cars in front of me. The road presents a legal passing situation. I engage to pass the cars. Once I am halfway through the car in front of me, he proceeds to change lanes as he wants to pass too. I slam on the breaks enough for him to only hit me on the front wheel, which proceeds to lock and sends me out of control. I almost keep it on the road when my back tire catches the dirt side of the road and I lose complete control. The bike plunges in the ditch. I lost pretty much the rest of it as I regain my senses in the ditch in two feet of water and mud.

Injuries:

-Lower left leg has a pretty serious abrasion on a surface of about 6" x 4"
-Both thumbs and right index finger are sprained
-Various bruises all over: hip, neck, toes etc..

I was pretty lucky in retrospect. And I feel a lot better today.
 
i dont even remember what this curse was for.
but anyway, i'll take it off.
also: i guess now people will believe me dammit right?