Avenged Sevenfold

[Zygote]

man, u know what would fucking pwn?

Light axe!

Even more viking!!

 

[Anonymous]

Jedi are way cooler than vikings, no offense if you think otherwise.

 

[Horus]

If Ninjas had Lightsabers, they would PWN the shit out of Jedis.

 

[Zygote]

Uh i dont know bout that one lets have a debate...


-vikings have a waaayy cooler heaven
-viking chicks are hot!
-viking chicks are real hot, especally when they are wearing skimpy warrier outfits
-Thor could kick yoda's ass
-George Lucas is FAT!!!
- Jedis listen to pussy Music
-Vikings listen to METAL!!!
-Vikings are real
-Im a Viking
-yngwie malmsteen has a soung called, i am a viking
-valkyries are sooooo HOT!!!

 

[DoomsdayZach]

If only people in my school tried copying me. In my school, I'm that guy, who everybody else wants me to copy them. But if stuff like that makes you want to hit something, do what Dane Cook does when he hears a car alarm, and punch a baby. But if people wanted to copy me, I'd do everything in my power to make them into total Prog/ Metal Heads.

Actually, you need to listen to that again. Dane Cook said that there are, in fact, sound that make you want to punch babies, and god forbid if you are in a nursery when you hear that sound and it makes you go on a baby punching rampage, but he also went on to say that he loves that when a car alarm goes off. Remember, he wrote a song about it?

Man... don't even know your dane cook? What do they teach these children these days?

 

[Pharaoh]

I don't like the band, but I can appreciate the talent. What is it that sent this band mainstream, is it the vocal harmonies? I don't get it.

 

[Horus]

Actually, you need to listen to that again. Dane Cook said that there are, in fact, sound that make you want to punch babies, and god forbid if you are in a nursery when you hear that sound and it makes you go on a baby punching rampage, but he also went on to say that he loves that when a car alarm goes off. Remember, he wrote a song about it?

Man... don't even know your dane cook? What do they teach these children these days?

I never said that he said that he doesnt like the sound, just that he has to punch a baby, whenever he hears that. And about his car alarm song, it definitely ranks up there with the greats.

 

[Zygote]

I still think Thor could kick Yodas ass...

 

[Horus]

What about the Crazy Eighty-Eights? Or have you not seen Kill Bill V.1? Wait, nevermind. How could I forget? Thor is all that is Scandanavian Power Metal!

 

[BastrdDrmr]

I don't like the band, but I can appreciate the talent. What is it that sent this band mainstream, is it the vocal harmonies? I don't get it.

It's called Warner Bros.

 

[Zygote]

Look here is what would go down.

Yoda would turn on his lightsaber
Thor would hit yoda with his hammer and yoda would die.

 

[Horus]

And the ninjas would come out, but Thor would destroy them in one mighty swing of his hammer.

 

[Zygote]

then get laid by hot valkyries

 

[Anonymous]

Aw man, I'm not talking about Thor.... I'm talking about vikings in general. Thor is way too cool to be compared to anything else in existence cause it just wouldn't be fair. In general, Jedi are cooler than vikings. Not Yoda, not Thor, just in general.

 

[Horus]

Lightsabers v. Battleaxes....

Now, I want to start a Vs. Thread, but I want to do Pirates V. Ninjas, because that's the ultimate question of the wisdom of the universe.

 

[Zygote]

Dude, jedis never did anything cool, Vikings kick the shit out of everyone!

And i dont know bout pirates vs ninja, maybe pirates cause they have ships, just like vikings, "the closer you are to a viking the more pwnage u can lay down."~socrates

 

[DoomsdayZach]

I never said that he said that he doesnt like the sound, just that he has to punch a baby, whenever he hears that. And about his car alarm song, it definitely ranks up there with the greats.

Right, but he was talking about sounds in general that make you punch babies. I was under the impression that he was making a generalization before leading into his story about the car alarm. I have to go back and listen now... damn that cd rules.

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

Look here is what would go down.

Yoda would turn on his lightsaber
Thor would hit yoda with his hammer and yoda would die.

exactly, like this :

 

[LichofHell]

Wooh!! I kinda suprised myself by actually picking up thier latest album City of Evil, kinda avoided hearing this band for awhile. I have to admit, the albunm isnt half bad minus some of the vocals.

 

[Slipknot_Within]

do you guys wanna know the best live show evur???its Slipknot the best band in the world.me second fave band iss trivium but frnakly the SUCK live.