awesome (or gay - im not sure) story

[dorian gray]

yeah, so i was at the mall today. when i got there i sat in my car for a minute jamming some cryptopsy then said, "ok, time to go in." so i start walking to the door humming some brutal death metal and i see this guy walking a perpindicular path to mine. kinda looks familiar. yes! it's jack white. i thought, "quick! open the door for him OR punch him in the face?" i ended up slowing down a bit so i could hold the door open for him and he was like, "thanks, man." i said something gay like, "sure!".
he was right behind me for a little while but i had to veer off so i could giddily call my wife and tell her i held the door for someone famous. i dont know where he went - j crew maybe hahahaha
anyway, i think i failed in what i said. it coulda been one of the following:
"FUCK YOU!"
"white stripes SUCK"
"you suck at guitar so badly"
but im a nice guy.

comment if you want.

btw: other famous jerks ive seen here in nashvegas: ronnie dunn, amy grant, vince gill, frank wycheck, etc etc

 

[NAD]

you should've said something like "hey aren't you the dude in Journey?" or some other completely unrelated band, then get angry when he says "no, White Stripes." "no dude, you're in fucking Journey. DON'T LIE TO ME!!!" and then grab your ears and start crying or something.

 

[dorian gray]

bwahahahaha! thats awesome. dammit. i blew it so bad. damn being nice. damn it all to hell!!!!

 

[dorian gray]

haha someone gave this 5 stars

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hahaha, nad WINS

yea i probably wouldn't have said anything either, i'm too passive for my own good

 

[dorian gray]

i imagine it would be kinda annoying to be famous. i mean he was just walking around all normal like. t-shirt, jeans and whatnot. no disguise whatsoever. id be like, "dont fucking talk to me!" allright, actually id be pretty cool. but i cant help wondering how many people stopped him today to irritate him. seems like a nice guy though. you know how many people dont even look at you if you hold a door open these days?

 

[cthulufhtagn]

oh man, old man gray is rambling about the good old days again

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, back when *i* was famous.....

 

[cthulufhtagn]

you know how many people dont even look at you if you hold a door open these days?

:Smug:

jus kiddin'

 

[NAD]

i'll probably still look like a rapist if/when i get famous so i shouldn't have to worry much.

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha you look like chris pontius

 

[NAD]

okay i have no idea who that dude is but the first picture on Google Image Thingy is some dude jerkin' off hahahaha wtf.

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha awesome. he was on jackass and now hes on wildboyz. he was like the least funny guy on the jackass crew but he did do a great bit where he dressed up like satan and carried a sign that said "keep god out of california". great great stuff. anyway, you look like him. he even has long hair now

 

[Claws of Perdition]

btw: other famous jerks ive seen here in nashvegas: ronnie dunn, amy grant, vince gill, frank wycheck, etc etc

where the hell are the famous people?

I agree with nad the best thing to do is call them another celebrity, like call Gary Busy Nick Nolte etc. Or talk to them like a normal person, ask their name, what they do etc. then say wernt you that porno? you know that gay fetish one with midgets, something like that.

 

[neal]

i always wanted to see a movie star so i could say, "arent you that guy from (insert their worst/biggest flop/most obscure movie)?!? that was awesome!"

 

[dorian gray]

you guys are mean

 

[Thanatopsis123]

he was like the least funny guy on the jackass crew

Oh come on, his Party Boy skit wasn't that bad either.

And the only famous person I've ever seen in person was Jean-Claude Van Damme at a baseball game.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Oh come on, his Party Boy skit wasn't that bad either.

was that the one where he strips and dances to his beat box? in front of asian guys who freak out? I hated those parts by the way:Spin:

 

[Demonspell]

you should've said something like "hey aren't you the dude in Journey?" or some other completely unrelated band, then get angry when he says "no, White Stripes." "no dude, you're in fucking Journey. DON'T LIE TO ME!!!" and then grab your ears and start crying or something.

LOL...I would have said "I think you're in the worst band ever" in a completely dry tone, because I consider it fact.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

was that the one where he strips and dances to his beat box? in front of asian guys who freak out? I hated those parts by the way:Spin:

Pontius was right. The world just isn't ready for him. What was that he once said about his naked exploits? That he only wanted them to spread peace but they only seem to cause fear, which leads to violence? Something like that. He cracks me up.