bachelor party this weekend past

[xfer]

"I hope all you guys realise you're getting totally taken advantage of by big-boobed women."

 

[azal]

this was in America.

I think prostitution is illegal here, yeah, but cheap!

 

[minxnim]

i think if my sister's husband had a stripper at his bachelor party, he'd have ended up floating in the east river.

 

[azal]

I totally support stuff like hiring fat-cocked male strippers, obese female strippers, midgets, farm animals, etc. for bachelor parties though.

 

[minxnim]

isn't that an old tom hanks movie?

 

[azal]

yes.

"Foot long?"

"And then some."

 

[Autumn Falls]

No one's been to a strip club? Hahah... I went with some buddies Senior year of HS and we had to go to West VA since VA is only topless. It was so hilarious because all the girls treated us so goofy and kept saying we were like their little brothers. The first time this one girl was dancing for my buddy and she bent over with her crotch in his face we were all so nervous we busted out laughing. Needless to say she never came back to us...

Well I don't think strip clubs are sexual just tons of fun with the guys.

But that's only one of the types of guys I've seen at strip clubs. There are guys who TOTALLY get into it and go crazy, there's the type that hate it and sit there looking miserable, and then there's types like me who think it's funny and fun.

BTW when I went to The Clubhouse in TX I found out they are BYOB. That's kind of a sweet deal if you ask me.

Brandon

 

[mindspell]

There is nothing like shouting "SILICON" in strip club when a enhanced big breasted lady comes on stage ....

 

[goatschool]

punchline:

i refused to go to a strip club last night.

 

[xfer]

i love BYOB restaurants--there were a ton in Philly. a BYOB strip club sounds kind of neat, as far as strip clubs go.

 

[Baliset]

while i don't go to them anymore. i did have a wonderful time at strip clubs in the past. but now i find them kinda sleazy.

 

[Josh Seipp]

:drum fill:

 

[goatschool]

i will never go.

 

[Baliset]

i mean i think its something you go to in your early twenties when you just turn 21 and you want to explore the different stuff you can do.

i always knew when i went that i would do my best to not end up like the older middle-aged guys who were "regulars" as that is just depressing.

 

[minxnim]

i went and got a lapdance last weekend when i went out with my sister.

 

[Baliset]

lapdances are fun

 

[minxnim]

the girl had HUGE BOOBS i was like, WHOA.

 

[Baliset]

nice!

 

[Nut Butter]

I enjoy strip clubs the same way I enjoy watching "da game": Potentially good times with good friends. Screaming shit like "Smells like curry!!" at the stage and such. There's this one strip club 'twixt Ottawa and Montreal that's actually a whorehouse (Mindspell, you know what I'm talkin' about?) little did we know when we showed up.
I took shrooms that night though, so all I could do was stare, laugh when I felt like I was about to explode, make camel noises and run across the floor on all fours.

 

[minxnim]

btw the girl thought mine weren't real