Bad/Funny Pick-Up Lines

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
 
You would be good at selling hotdogs because you really know how to make a weiner stand.
 
I have had a few guys go "nice ass" at me a few times. :-x

I am not sure how to respond to that, I sort of just say "um, thanks...?" and leave it at that.
it's a compliment
different men are attracted to different ass shapes
the guys who think your ass is ugly aren't going to mention your ass when they talk to you
if someone says "nice ass" you should accept it as a compliment and actually feel flattered
 
"Well hello there Liam… peanut butter or Nutella?"

(I was browsing pick-up lines out of boredom and that's the one that really made me laugh)

it's a compliment
different men are attracted to different ass shapes
the guys who think your ass is ugly aren't going to mention your ass when they talk to you
if someone says "nice ass" you should accept it as a compliment and actually feel flattered
Depends on context. Some use that sort of shit maliciously to degrade someone and indicate they're viewing them solely as a sex object. And then later they get elected as president, but that's another story.
 
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