Bad Or Just Plain Dumb Band Names

[Satanstoenail]

Metallica, Megadeth and Slayer are NOT bad names.

Agreed.

 

[Ender Rises]

Metallica, Megadeth and Slayer are NOT bad names.

Neither is Arch Enemy.

 

[Zephyrus]

Metallica, Megadeth and Slayer are NOT bad names.

Slayer and Metallica were original for the time and continue to be cool names, but Megadeth, with all due respect to the band, sounds a bit cheesy for a name.

 

[Ender Rises]

I like Megadeth's name, it's just cool. Even though it is a bit cheesy.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

i've always wanted to know...what the fuck is a limp bizkit? is it ender's cock?

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[DEADBOY!!!]

I always thought Cradle of Filth was a silly name.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Neither is Arch Enemy.

Disagree.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

i've always wanted to know...what the fuck is a limp bizkit? is it ender's cock?

It's when a bunch of guys do a circle jerk on a piece of bread and the last one to come has to eat it. No joke.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Slayer and Metallica were original for the time and continue to be cool names, but Megadeth, with all due respect to the band, sounds a bit cheesy for a name.

I hate Megadeth but the band name is pretty cool IMO.

 

[UndyingDarkness]

Eyehategod

so tacky.

 

[Hatebreeder]

I hate Megadeth but the band name is pretty cool IMO.

Better than Metallica, I'd say.

 

[cambece]

O'Malley

 

[ohiogrinder]

I see a lot of grindcore names on there...tsk tsk. I love grind. also, kudos for mentioning Gerogerigegege, the infamous jap noisecore band.

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Metallica, Megadeth and Slayer are NOT bad names.

How is Megadeth NOT a bad name? They take one of the most cliche thematic elements of metal, add the 'mega' to the front of it, and then mispell it. It's kind of like calling a rapper Suprbling. And can you get any more generic then attaching a suffix to the genre of music you play?

 

[ChaosAD]

Total Fucking Destruction
Necrosadistic Goat Torture
Dying Fetus
Cock And Ball Torture
Goatwhore
Swallowing Shit
Rotting Christ

 

[The Ozzman]

Holy fuck epic bump

 

[King Richard]

I chuckled a bit glancing through and seeing those dipshits that are now banned.

 

[Lord Kur]

rotting christ is an awesome band name!

 

[waif]

Since this has been epically bumped, I'd like to add Brutal Mastication and Brutal Masturbation.