Bad Or Just Plain Dumb Band Names

[Rabid Headbanger]

I can't remeber the last time I spelled "chop" with two p's.

 

[Kasz]

Wow ummm I can't think up of anything else to add in here.

how about Flybanger or Goatwhore?

 

[Kasz]

Here's some really bad or just plain dumb band names I've heard or read about, even though I admit not all of them are metal;

Satanic Blowjobs
Anal Cunt
Anal Vomit
Raping The Dead Fish
Alien Sex Fiend
GG Allin And The Scumfucks(Even though I'll give GG credit for knowing how to piss people off!)
Blood Blossum
Hawthorne Heights
The Aquabats(My nephew's favorite band)
Dingbat Brigade
Prostitute Disfigurement
Burning Butthairs
Strapping Young Lad(Kinda sounds like a gay porn flick)
At The Drive-In
Doomsquirrel
Bralalalala (not sure, how many "la"s are in there...)
Gerogoregegege
Ethel The Frog
Asschapel
Chinchilla
Anal Fisted Reindeer
Anal Thunder
Vomitory
Alabama Thunderpussy
Teeth Of Lions Rule the Divine
Catamenia (sounds good for itself, but not so much, if you know what it means actually...)
3D House of Beef
Lolli Pop Lust Kill
Bathtub Shitter
Catasexual Urge
The Shitheadz
The Meatshits
Prosthetic Cunt
Dew-Scented
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis(I won't even try to pronounce this)
Everytime I Die
Curl Up And Die
Death Becomes Her Ego
Uphill Battle
Drown_Retarded_Children
A Faceless Entity Burns Satanic Messages On My Toast
Satan's Almighty Penis
Frantic Bleep - does not inspire much confidence in the music, heh.
Dirty Shirt
Pissmark
Puky Spoon
Constant Vomit
Farmer Boys
Satans Penguins
Satan's Burning Frogurt Drug Penis
AAAAARGH! Bloody 2-Handed Chainaxe Blow
Skyriders Of The Forgotten Holy Lunch Hour
The Mars Volta
A Band Called Horse
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Eagles Of Death Metal(Which isn't even metal at all- talk about false advertising!)
Gorilla Biscuits
25 Ta Life
Flickerstick
Foo Fighters
Chain of Strength
Epoch of Unlight

I've run across others, but these should be enough to start. I will admit that I haven't heard the material from some of these bands, so I really can't judge what they actually sound like. Some of you may be fans of some of these bands, so I should emphasize that listing a band here doesn't necessarily reflect on whether the band is actually any good or not.

brutal, just brutal.

 

[Woolie Wool]

I always thought these band names were godawful:

Nickelback
Stone Sour
Pearl Jam
Papa Roach
Linkin Park
Pain of Salvation
Helloween
Porcupine Tree (the music's not that bad, just the name)
They Might Be Giants
I
65daysofstatic
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
Babyshambles
The Used
Pathosray
Panic! At the Disco
Godsmack
Circle of Dead Children
Testikill (their song titles are amusing in an Anal Cunt sort of way--"Polaroids of a Rat Crawling out of a Baby's Asshole")

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

All those bands suck ass too!

 

[Lord Kur]

GG Allin And The Scumfucks.

it's scumfucs and it's a fabulous name

 

[Kasz]

i get the feeling some bands out there get band names from using other bands' song names or something. anyone notice this?
ie. cob's every time I die.
slayer's crionics, tormentor

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

My, aren't you the observant one?

 

[Lord Kur]

haha, be nice my rabid lil friend. also black funeral taken from mercyful fate and anal cunt from gg allin

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

All the members of mayhem took thier names from hellhammer songs.

 

[Lord Kur]

yeah not uncommon, i took my name from a deicide tune

 

[Woolie Wool]

All those bands suck ass too!

Even I? I never imagined Abbath doing dirty Motorhead-type speed metal, but he does it very well.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Maybe not that one.

isn't abbath in a motorhead cover band?

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

I made up my own name and it's so original that if you google it, there are only five links, and all of them are me.

http://www.google.com/search?source...GLJ,GGLJ:2006-46,GGLJ:en&q=reproductus+elitis

Hopefully it's not as dumb as the rest of the bands in this thread though

 

[Zephyrus]

GoatPenis

 

[Einherjar86]

Even I? I never imagined Abbath doing dirty Motorhead-type speed metal, but he does it very well.

How is "I" pronounced? Is it "eye" or is it "one?"

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Obnoticus Would be an awesome name.

HAIL OBNOTICUS, THE ALL KNOWING DISCO BALL!

 

[Woolie Wool]

How is "I" pronounced? Is it "eye" or is it "one?"

I would guess the former.

 

[The Butt]

"!!!"

 

[waif]

I made up my own name and it's so original that if you google it, there are only five links, and all of them are me.

http://www.google.com/search?source...GLJ,GGLJ:2006-46,GGLJ:en&q=reproductus+elitis

Hopefully it's not as dumb as the rest of the bands in this thread though

VampireFreaks.com?
Sounds a little pathetic

adding: Martians From uranus