band name ideas for a joke crabcore band?

We're bigger then Jesus - That should get the British press in an uproar ;)
How Now Brown Cow
Chocolate Brownie Cow
German Chocolate Cake for Saul
Saul Rosenberg and his shoes and glasses
'scuse me do you have any ketchup?
Get Low
Treble Rise
Rick Rolled
Wonder twin powers activate!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
We all live in a pineapple under the sea
 
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Miracle whip and cheese whiz
The cheeze wiz kids
I Nutella you nothing
Vegamite Vandals
Screaming for Vegamite
Sad wings of density
Flux Capacitor
Pod Farmhands
Chika Chika, Slim Shady
 
India at the Olympics



^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India_at_the_Olympics

India has won total of TWENTY (20) Medals in Olympics in 1900-2010, which kinda means that they suck.

India is remarkable among nations for having won very few Olympic medals despite a population exceeding a billion, around half of them under the age of 25. Numerous explanations have been offered for the mainly the predominance of cricket and other cultural factors.[1][2][3][4]

According to several informal statistics, India is the country in the world with the lowest number of total Olympic medals per capita (of those countries that have actually won at least one medal).[5][6].

For comparison, Finland has won 299 summer Olympics medals and 156 winter Olympics medals in 1908-2010.
 
Whatever you go with, here's a T-shirt design for ya. That would be 130€ + VAT, thank you. cash or credit?

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PedoBear
I'm 12 and what is this?
Dubs, check em
Traps
Can it be traps time?
By The Power Of Greyskull
No Fap December
Candlelight Jack
Newfags
Eurofags
F5
You Raff, You Ruse
Feels Bad Man