band name ideas for a joke crabcore band?

Whatever you go with, here's a T-shirt design for ya. That would be 130€ + VAT, thank you. cash or credit?

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I like how it's a V-neck.

Oh, hackers? "Trash your Rights"!
 
Hackers ain't that old :) I love their hacker handles. CRASH OVERRIDE, ACID BURN, ZERO COOL, CEREAL KILLER, whoo!

Heh, at the time it was weird seeing Jonny Lee Miller playing an American kid after seeing him in Trainspotting. Looking back it's weirder that it was probably the first movie I saw Angelina Jolie in.

Did anyone else spot the Dave Stewart cameo?
 
"We are the Cancer"

totally uncreative, standard cliché name, but it can also be quite funny if it isn't totally obvious that it is a troll band
also: cancer = crab

if it should be obvious it could also be something longer like "my krabby patty tastes like kevin bacon" or something