Band name suggestions and naming guide

[Mill Finder]

I’m tired of these third person band names like.

Here are some fake examples:

“I went to the store to buy coffee” and “I think Metal is groovy”

So here are some suggestions:

Dark Metal:
Brutalicious
Asphyxiation
Strangle

Power Metal:
Pummel
Fistin Mouth
Punch Phuck

Regular Metal:
Jaded Empire
Eternal Forest
Throng
Liquid System
Gong
Shimmer

I can’t think that well today. I will post more later.

----How to create a band name guide----

A band name should be to the point mostly. It can be weird like “Alice in Chains” or “Alice Cooper” but has to be balanced throughout for people to dig it.

I program so maybe I should create a piece of software to give out band names according to personal preferences. I want to help the industry make solid music.


I want to help
YOU

 

[Zivilyn]

My personal favorite is probably "I Think Metal is Groovy," because everything else sounds cliche. Just like metal in 2004.

 

[Mill Finder]

Too 3rd person and not impactual enough. Very unfocussed. You probably are more into Music appreciation then the actually performance of it.

Appreciation is the learning and enjoyment of elelments of something but not actually becoming it.
This site is definatley more appreciation but I would also suggest to try to imagine what type of personna music bands should take on as my post is about suggestion and not theory.

 

[Henrik Main]

I'm lost for words.

 

[Mill Finder]

I see the bands on this page being more of the kind called "nu-metal" Nothing wring with that. I understand your reference to cliché being used here. This music has been out forever but because of the newer computers and synths and more people getting into it, it is a better from of music for today rather then general hard rock.
As far as actual Metal like Megadeth, of course it's cliché, that's how people remember it. Since this is a more technical aspect of Darker Music here you would probably want to call it Mystical music or something like that.
Actually that’s good you suggest that becaseu most of the bands on this page are not really ”Metal bands” but more “nu-meta”l or mystical music.

 

[SculptedCold]

:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:

 

[Melodeath]

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[V.V.V.V.V.]

SO FUCKING RANDOM, sir.

 

[Djm]

I went to the store to buy some coffee is easily the best name for a band I've ever heard.

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[skeptik]

I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business

^ Band name

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business

^ Band name

Such a goofy band.

 

[MasterOLightning]

What the fuck?

 

[gatedropper]

I got a big long list of potential band names if you want me to post them.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Wow. The more I read this guy's posts, the more baffled I am. I seriously don't know what to make of this. I mean, his names were terrible. Terrible. And he says third person when he means first person. Then to call most of the bands here nu-metal. This is...amazing. Even for a troll, I mean this is just...wow.

 

[gatedropper]

How about for an Extreme Black Death Metal Punk band ( Ticks )(or The Ticks )
I mean they're bloodsuckers, and they are creepy crawley
and the band members each could have their own 'tick'. Like
the lead singer could have an eye twitch that just won't stop.
or a mouth twitch that goes crazy when he is not singing.
And the drummer could have his leg muscles contract and hit
himself in the chin with his knees.
Yea, they could all have special 'ticks'.

 

[AjDeath]

How about for an Extreme Black Death Metal Punk band ( Ticks )(or The Ticks )
I mean they're bloodsuckers, and they are creepy crawley
and the band members each could have their own 'tick'. Like
the lead singer could have an eye twitch that just won't stop.
or a mouth twitch that goes crazy when he is not singing.
And the drummer could have his leg muscles contract and hit
himself in the chin with his knees.
Yea, they could all have special 'ticks'.

That would be an entertaining show to say the least.

 

[Slayed Necros]

How about for an Extreme Black Death Metal Punk band ( Ticks )(or The Ticks )
I mean they're bloodsuckers, and they are creepy crawley
and the band members each could have their own 'tick'. Like
the lead singer could have an eye twitch that just won't stop.
or a mouth twitch that goes crazy when he is not singing.
And the drummer could have his leg muscles contract and hit
himself in the chin with his knees.
Yea, they could all have special 'ticks'.

That is the most retarded thing I have ever read.

 

[gatedropper]

That is the most retarded thing I have ever read.

best kick your sarcasm detector, it might be on the blink

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I am so fucken confused.

But the name Brutalicious kicks ass.