Bastet?

[zupi_clone]

me and a mate decided we want to buy a monkey last night

but you cant, cos last night is gone

 

[zupi_clone]

what breed of monkey? theres loads, i'll buy one too, we can have monkey fights

 

[StevenK]

hahaha
mine will be too stoned to fight

either that or drunken monkey fights?

 

[zupi_clone]

sounds like a good idea, again though it depends on the breed. if its a baboon like the fucker up there, he could rip our arms off when hes pissed. we may look into this, theres gotta be smart ones who can handle their booze. those small spindely grey lads that do the tricks, they be good, even stoned they'd handle it, loads of energy in them little boyos

 

[zupi_clone]

i was looking about, dont think we could get them imagine, cant get a monkey on this hole of an island, snakes like, who the fuck wants snakes, theyre useless kunts

we'll have to look about, bambi might know

 

[Bambi]

Far as i know theres no law at all against keeping non-indigenious wildlife in this country (Its ilegal to have your german shepherd out in public without a muzzle but presumably your pet tiger is fine )

So if ye can find somone to sell ye a monkey go fecking nuts
Its illegal to import em i think though
plus they're just smelly, viscious little primates. just go adopt a knacker kid instead

 

[StevenK]

haha, nah i dunno if id like to show off a little knacker kid in the same was a drunken pet monkey.
there are little monkeys you can get
http://www.primatestore.com/forsale.htm

one of those is what i'd want!

 

[zupi_clone]

"ALWAYS pick up your monkey at the owners.
Too much money is involved and too many people are getting ripped off.
NEVER send mon(k)ey (cash or cash transfer)"


hehe

 

[zupi_clone]

good work stevo, we're on our way to becoming king of the monkeys

 

[zupi_clone]

awwww

http://www.rainbowprimates.com/

hahahahahahahhaha

 

[zupi_clone]

does this little fella look like a knacker?

 

[Brynjar]

the one behind on the right looks a bit askew, yeah.