Battle of The Body Hair

[omgwtfbbq660]

Of all the random threads i thought this to be quite amusing. Decisions based on a majority vote. First of all, the big challenge.

The Hetfield Handlebars
Vs

The Mustaine Mane.


VOTE NOW

 

[Never the same]

I thought this was gonna be about manscaping.

 

[-[chop]-]

"The Mustaine Mane."

 

[Keenan]

Handlebars FTW

 

[Chipmonkcheeks]

Handlebars.

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

WIN!

 

[D.Ingram]

The Mustaine Mane wins just because there's more of it

 

[MotorheadMadman]

Y'all have failed miserably! Fuck Hetfield and fuck Mustaine, in the male body hair stakes, there can be only one:

Lem's handlebars cannot be defeated with conventional weapons - end of discussion.

 

[metallicdistort]

Hetfield Handlebars beat mane, but Lemmy wins by default

/thread

 

[MegaPwn]

Now for the female round...

 

[metallicdistort]

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

Can I see where this is going or am I just a pervy little bastard?

 

[Never the same]

Can I see where this is going or am I just a pervy little bastard?

It's very predictably actually; Slaytanic will come in here either drunk or blazed and posts a question something along the lines of whether Siobhan has an airstrip or a Brazilian wax.

 

[siobhan!]

It's very predictably actually; Slaytanic will come in here either drunk or blazed and posts a question something along the lines of whether Siobhan has an airstrip or a Brazilian wax.

WHYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?! I'm already scarred enough

 

[Never the same]

WHYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?! I'm already scarred enough

There there now *pats head*

 

[Slatanictrash]

It's very predictably actually; Slaytanic will come in here either drunk or blazed and posts a question something along the lines of whether Siobhan has an airstrip or a Brazilian wax.

Wrong, I am completely sober and I wouldn't dream of asking such a personal question, you see, I am aware of the difference of coming out with a very blue joke to asking a personal question, for your info, as Keenan correctly pointed out "Surely someone must have seen that one coming" (I had to think very carefully using that "C" word as the set up was there and it was just to good to miss) and another point, I know Gordon now posts here and I am aware that he would see what I posted, if I really meant it, do you think for one second I would have publically posted it?

 

[Never the same]

Wrong, I am completely sober and I wouldn't dream of asking such a personal question, you see, I am aware of the difference of coming out with a very blue joke to asking a personal question, for your info, as Keenan correctly pointed out "Surely someone must have seen that one coming" (I had to think very carefully using that "C" word as the set up was there and it was just to good to miss) and another point, I know Gordon now posts here and I am aware that he would see what I posted, if I really meant it, do you think for one second I would have publically posted it?

:zombie: did you think I was serious?

 

[Revell]

It's very predictably actually; Slaytanic will come in here either drunk or blazed and posts a question something along the lines of whether Siobhan has an airstrip or a Brazilian wax.

Was that necessary man... joking or not you're adding fuel to the flames. I'm sure Siobhan's heard just about enough by now.

On topic: Hetfield wins!! That hair and handlebar was a winning combo, he should bring it back!! Let's start a petition.

 

[metallicdistort]

Was that necessary man... joking or not you're adding fuel to the flames. I'm sure Siobhan's heard just about enough by now.

This.

 

[Never the same]

Wow yeah adding to the flames.
It's all in good fun man. If she didn't like what I posted she's be calling me a daft cunt on msn right now. For now, still no 'daft cunt" so, it's good. She knows I'm joking.