BE POWERFUL, BE A MAN!! (Or a robot)

[|ngenius]

This thread is dedicated to Rei Toei, she's the queen of these kind of threads. Cheesy test addressed to powerful fighters like us!!!


http://www.colinspornoextravaganza.com/tests/sfquiz.html


Which Street Fighter character are you? Choose or lose!!

My results:

|ng.

 

[Theredintheskyisours]

http://www.colinspornoextravaganza.com/tests/rm.html

Oh you have got to be kidding me!? I didn't even geet a fighter of my own sex!!!

Shows how femine-however-you-spell-it-...-...-Americans-can't-spell-or-just=I-can't. I'll stop trying to attract attention to myself by saying myself, I, or me more than four times in a post. Me's very egotistical. Very.

And arrogant...sort of.

My country rules. Die Yuropeeins! You guys like live with dragons. Or like, near dragons. Wow, have any of you guys ever slayed one of those things.

Hey wait a second, why do you guys are talking on internet and stuff? Is u's realy United Statians like us? Liars the all of ya'll! And how do u no wat street fighter is? That game came out like in 1954 didn't it? That was before that war against the Nazi's. You know Dubya-dubya I?


O.k. I will stop whilst I am still far behind.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/badamerica-gif.html

 

[|ngenius]

Who the hell is R. Mika?! That character is completely new for me. But you surely answered the questions randomly, my good theredin, since I remember them vaguely, but clearly enough to assert there was sort of "which is your gender?" question.

As for the rest... errr... good... uhhh... rambling? We have a legend over here about a hero called St. Jordi who spent most of his time chasing dragons, sewing beautiful suits and hunting foxes (that was before the british government decided to forbid good people to hunt evil foxes, that is). He ended up killing a dragonfly, albeit in order to keep the epic sense of the story they preferred to keep half the word instead of revealing the truth, and it seems he was rewarded with a rose (the flower, not people standing up or certain parts of the body arousing in the past tense). That's why we celebrate that day and gift each other with roses for women and books for men. Nice story, don't you think?


|ng (An yuropeein living among dragons)

 

[Theredintheskyisours]

Hey u guys can speak english!!!!!!1

No friggin way. i failed ENGLISH, but you (u) guys seem like better and or something. St. Jordi, did he drink lager...I mean Budwieser? I mean that stuff has been around since what like the early 1940's? Now it's about 129 years later and still going strong.

Have u ever hunted an evil fairy in dragonland before? Thos must be hard to like hunt. What part of dragonland do you come from? That place near like caves, or like the hobbit thingy in the forest along with the magical forest gods. I bet Fathervic is a magical forest god. Right Fathervic? Yeah, you know I am right, because United Statians are always right.

Wait, wait, wait...

Is this test like a test to see what your Yorupeean forest name is? This is so cool!

I typed all of this while listening to Finntroll. You know, to set the mood!?

 

[|ngenius]

St. Jordi, did he drink lager...I mean Budwieser? I mean that stuff has been around since what like the early 1940's? Now it's about 129 years later and still going strong.

I typed all of this while listening to Finntroll. You know, to set the mood!?

Okay, at this point it seems pretty clear that you wrote being under pressure: either you are celebrating Budweiser aniversary or Finntroll is taking you to unsuspected levels of excitement and joy. Either way, your... enthusiastic way of writting is a little bit scary. Which could be what you're pretending and... you're too young!!! Please, get back under control!!


|ng (The therapist)

 

[Theredintheskyisours]

I'm not young, I'm just big boned.

Sorry. But noone else seems to be here anymore but me or you.

 

[|ngenius]

Shall we leave the place?



|ng.

 

[Blue Moon]

Although when you think of it, you guys DO make a very cute couple in those hallowed corridors.

 

[Theredintheskyisours]

But I don't wat to be gay!

Why can't it be Melancholia and me? Even though I think she is married or has a boyfriend!

Anyways...I don't think we should leave just yet. We can't desert Asgaroth.

Even though they deserted us hehe! If you guys leave, I will hold down the fort by myself. On my lonesome.

Don't worry I'm used to being alone. I have my favorite finger puppet "Gustavus the Conqueror of a thousand Barbarian mercenary Archer bands from hell, who like to rape innocent women and burninate the countryside, and the peasents" with me.

 

[|ngenius]

Although when you think of it, you guys DO make a very cute couple in those hallowed corridors.

I'm definitely lovable, always, even bringing the counterpoint to scary american forumers.


|ng.

 

[Theredintheskyisours]

I'm not American!


I'm just big-boned o.k!?

Yeah, I've got nothing. I'm too much on a Rome: Total War release binge (just now finished a 5 hour block of playing the game.)


It's 3:31 AM so I'm just gonna go to the place I like fall asleep in.


CALLED HELL! Rahhhhhh 666666666666-6666666=I don't know, don't feel like doing the math! Rahhhhhhhhhh.

God why can't everyone be Grim Norwegians like Dead from Mayhem and kill themselves? Then the world would be that much cooler. Except you guys and Asgaroth may be spared, because you guys are non-conformists.


O.k. you want me to prove that you are? You are in this forum, when 700+ people are elsewhere. Yeah!

Too much Orange Soda dranken today. I really should stop drinking that stuff.

Hmmm....what else is there to say?


oh, oh, oh may I qoute you on the "BE POWERFUL..." thingy? I should say that to my (imaginary) friend tomorrow. No, wait I don't see him until Tuesday.

Yep, definetly too much Orange Soda.


Dang it, so what did you guys do yesterday? Please tell me you guys took that Street Fighter test, because that would rule.

I miss Mel-ancholia and Fathervic. Did they die while trying to slay the dragons? Or were they just "burninated" by the drrrrragggggonatorrrrr...orr.orrrr.orrrrrr?

Trogdor.....was a man...wait he was a dragon man.
Forgot the middle part.


Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasents, because he's Trogdorrrrrrr. Trogdorrrrrrrrrr.


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