Because I care...

[lizard]

I don't know how many of you are partakers of marijuana, but its kind of ridiculous that someone should lose their job simply because the enjoy a spliff at the end of the day. So in the interests of public service, I offer you the prostetic (sp) penis that can save your career!
http://www.thewhizzinator.com

and for that special lady in your life, there's a female version!