So I finally heard this Devin Townsend - "Terria" the other night

You know... given how we're going back and forth so rapidly here, we ought to get on AIM because all these people are just going to see our conversation and... oh wait. I forgot. You'd hate IMing me because it never tells me if I'm warned.
 
Well Todd I don't use AOL's software. However, I do have a good 12 accounts online that you could warn to your heart's content...
 
Well, my name is Greg but I'm not balding and regularly get sex from a real woman...
 
Greg... I'm just mocking you because we've got the same name and you're in the band. So, I have to go by my girly nickname while you hog the big beefy man beast title.
 
Greg's 9th grade yearbook message to me:

"Yeah so I guess it was a pretty good year you little piece of shit. I guess I'll see you later sometime. PS, no more Greg jokes or I'll kick your ass."