BEER!

american beer is like sex in a canoe... its fucking close to water

that's total bullshit. although the "big" domestic beers are total crap, even they've started to brew darker, more full-bodied beers, like the new budweiser american ale. i haven't tried the shit yet, but i've seen the ads of it, and it looks pretty brown and weighty. all in all...yea, there's a lot of crap beer over here, but there's a lot of AWESOME beers from smaller breweries as well.
 
that's total bullshit. although the "big" domestic beers are total crap, even they've started to brew darker, more full-bodied beers, like the new budweiser american ale. i haven't tried the shit yet, but i've seen the ads of it, and it looks pretty brown and weighty. all in all...yea, there's a lot of crap beer over here, but there's a lot of AWESOME beers from smaller breweries as well.
+1 million!!

It's crazy how the micro-brew craze has taken off here. There are some really outstanding beers being produced in the states!

I have to concur about pale ale in general. While I have tried many, a frosty Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is my absolute favorite! They started out as a microbrew, but have gotten quite big.

Beer for the motherfuckin' win!

-Joe
 
My brother went out to the next city a few hours ago and I told him: "Bring me a friggin' six pack or I'll kick your ass!"... Now there's a six pack standing besides me. Good times! :kickass:

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We used to brew our own beer at school once for project-week. We just went to the local brewery to get two barrels, the necessary tools and some carbonic acid (they gave us everything for free). Then we got the ingredients at some new-age hippiesque bio-store and locked us up in a chemical lab at our schools basement.

That was a great week. I didn't do shit other than getting hammered and checking on the girls. Finally, we were going to sell this to parents at visitor's day. But it tasted like piss and had like 13 Vol. % alcohol because we kinda overdid it and turned it into Hefeweizen.... So we drank almost all of it ourselves! :lol:

Next to us were the computer guys who repaired old computers, so they hooked us up with some porn for a few beers. God, I had serious trouble to catch my bus home that day, because I could hardly stand any more.

We were like 15 or 16 years old. Best visitor's day ever!
 
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE, drink or smell this shit.

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It is made in the south of Spain. It tastes like fecal waste mixed with curdled urine from hell.

:Puke::Puke::Puke::Puke:
 
My brother went out to the next city a few hours ago and I told him: "Bring me a friggin' six pack or I'll kick your ass!"... Now there's a six pack standing besides me. Good times! :kickass:

Edit:

We used to brew our own beer at school once for project-week. We just went to the local brewery to get two barrels, the necessary tools and some carbonic acid (they gave us everything for free). Then we got the ingredients at some new-age hippiesque bio-store and locked us up in a chemical lab at our schools basement.

That was a great week. I didn't do shit other than getting hammered and checking on the girls. Finally, we were going to sell this to parents at visitor's day. But it tasted like piss and had like 13 Vol. % alcohol because we kinda overdid it and turned it into Hefeweizen.... So we drank almost all of it ourselves! :lol:

Next to us were the computer guys who repaired old computers, so they hooked us up with some porn for a few beers. God, I had serious trouble to catch my bus home that day, because I could hardly stand any more.

We were like 15 or 16 years old. Best visitor's day ever!


Haha, what a kick-ass story!! I wish I was making beer for a high school project. :lol:

-Joe
 
Come on guys stop drinking shit, best beers are just Guinness, all belgian and german beers, and of course some brit ales.
Most of commercial Lager's are just shite.

Guinness tastes like something that has been filtered through a used, wet sock. :erk:
If its darker then pee, it tastes like pee.

The best beers are: Koff, Karhu, Karjala & Carlsberg Hof.
Other drinkables are: Kung Starköl, Heinekken, Åbro "Fem Komma Tvåan"(Five Point Two.), Sort Guld(Black Gold.), Tuborg Green & all kinds of Peoplebeer(Only Swedes will get that one. ;D).

Google for peoplebeer, and check under images. :lol:

Edit: DAMN! I forgot Olvi amongst the best beers! >,<
 
I really don't like beer. Does that make me less metal? :D I can drink it but I don't enjoy the taste at all.

Every weekend or so, I drink a bottle of Vodka or Whisky. Really, I'm all into strong stuff, I love pumping those shots!

Vodka + Liquorice = mmmmmm!

If I need to drink some softer stuff for some reason, I usually stick to Smirnoff Ice.
 
Mass produced American beer is good for those days when you just wanna sit around and drink all day (which is what I'm doing actually, ha!). Its tastes like beer, its cheap, and you get drunk.
 
that black & tan looks delicious...too bad i can't find that shit around here

I have to concur about pale ale in general. While I have tried many, a frosty Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is my absolute favorite! They started out as a microbrew, but have gotten quite big.

sierra nevada pale ale is really good, but i think the firestone is better...and their world beer cup gold medals agree

all in all, the firestone isn't as sweet, and has a great aftertaste on the back of your palette from being fermented in oak casks

it's a damn shame the shit isn't available out of the southern 1/2 of CA...but i'm sure that'll change in a few years. i hope.