best memories while in a band

[genocide roach]

what are some of your favorite times while being in a band?

a couple for me...

i hate jager. it leads to terrible things. but one time the band ( http://www.earth-dog.com/content/audial/sacrilicious_-_sacrilicious-20 06/ )and decided to do shots of jager before the set. BAD IDEA. so we're about to go on, and our midget drummer is takin a piss. im 6'1", and im at the mic yellin "GET OUT HERE YOU SHORT FUCK!". eventually he comes out, walks up to my mic, stands on his toes and says "i heard what yall said bout me, and that aint funny". the entire bar erupts in laughter

another time, our "manager" was drunk off his ass. we were bringin our stuff back to the van and he has to take a piss. so he whips it out and starts pissing in between a our van and another car. our guitarist asks "what are you doin man!?" and he turns around to respond and starts to piss on the van.

mmmm, good times.
~gR~

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Getting so drunk, I wake up the next morning in London, 100 miles from where the gig was. Had no idea how I got there.

 

[Evil?]

Getting so drunk, I wake up the next morning in London, 100 miles from where the gig was. Had no idea how I got there.

Good thread Idea.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

singer blowing fire
he would use fucking kerosene when blowing fire and it would get all over the floor and be slick as ice.

singer getting a bloody nose from jumping off the rafters and smashing his knee into his nose. then climbing back up there and headbanging while bleeding.

 

[Evil?]

Great pics Krig

 

[Death Animal]

ehe
i WAS JUST SINGING IN COVER BAND .nOTHINGN USUAL JUST SO FUCKING DRUNK

 

[Teh Grimace]

fucking some 18 year old after my show last night. all i did was let her hold my bass for a minute, and suddenly she's sitting on my lap. then i woke up to her arguing with her ex (she said) boyfriend on the phone, and i pretty much grabbed pants and fucked off and got some tacos after that...

but i got her # oh yessir...

 

[Dän]

fucking some 18 year old after my show last night. all i did was let her hold my bass for a minute, and suddenly she's sitting on my lap. then i woke up to her arguing with her ex (she said) boyfriend on the phone, and i pretty much grabbed pants and fucked off and got some tacos after that...

but i got her # oh yessir...

gwash man I wanna be just like you

 

[MasterOLightning]

Me and some other guy recorded False Dawn the other day. That's a good song.

 

[Teh Grimace]

gwash man I wanna be just like you

you so couldn't handle it.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

singer blowing fire
he would use fucking kerosene when blowing fire and it would get all over the floor and be slick as ice.

singer getting a bloody nose from jumping off the rafters and smashing his knee into his nose. then climbing back up there and headbanging while bleeding.

Thats funny and fucked up

 

[VadimVon]

fucking some 18 year old after my show last night. all i did was let her hold my bass for a minute, and suddenly she's sitting on my lap. then i woke up to her arguing with her ex (she said) boyfriend on the phone, and i pretty much grabbed pants and fucked off and got some tacos after that...

but i got her # oh yessir...

Oh man, that's like sooo totally awesome and like totally metal!!! If I were EVER that cool, I think I'd like hi-five myself in the mirror every time I looked in it.

 

[Teh Grimace]

VadimVon is a great fucking poster. i'd just like to point that out one more time...

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Oh man, that's like sooo totally awesome and like totally metal!!! If I were EVER that cool, I think I'd like hi-five myself in the mirror every time I looked in it.

Your avatars are always scary. Stop scaring me

 

[VadimVon]

VadimVon is a great fucking poster. i'd just like to point that out one more time...

I'd like to point this out: how can anyone even BE in a band and still have time to post over 2100 articles of genuine pretentious bullshit in a period of only six months?

P.S. I can cut your ass on your OWN bass any fucking given day, that's if you even own one.

How's that for some great posting, fag?

 

[Susperia]

but i got Chlamydia. oh yessir...

*fixed

 

[Thoth-Amon]

*fixed

 

[Thoth-Amon]

I'd like to point this out: how can anyone even BE in a band and still have time to post over 2100 articles of genuine pretentious bullshit in a period of only six months?

P.S. I can cut your ass on your OWN bass any fucking given day, that's if you even own one.

How's that for some great posting, fag?

You are now on my favorite posters list.

 

[VadimVon]

You are now on my favorite posters list.

THANKS!!!

 

[VadimVon]

How about this for a band memory... A good while back one of my very first "real" bands opened for Grave on a couple of dates of their southeastern-US leg of "Hating Life" tour. On the last night of our stint I apparently got up on stage with them and played the entire song "Scars" off their Soulless album as 2nd guitarist, according to my then-bandmates and other "pals". Supposedly it even "kicked ass", but I was so fucking wasted, that I have absolutely NO recollection of this event whatsoever. Pretty fucking sad, really...