Best metal sex songs

[Hell Mike]

I'd love to write porn scripts, I would seriously rule at it.


The year is 2054
The Great War sent humanity back to the stone age
The Pure Folk commands the fallout-damaged, heavily mutated underlings as slaves
Two tribes clash in what was once a grand, modern city... but now it's reduced to piles of rubble
Everyone drives kool motorcycles and wears kool clothes
Lots of explosions, gunfights and fucking
And zombie mutants
Kickass

 

[CF87]

My boyfriend and I make mix Metal CD's to play whilst having sex =O!

Cannibal Corpse's Fucked with a Knife has come up before..But never actually put on one....Yet.

Any comment I get in response to this, I know I deserve it.

sleazy

 

[skeptik]

I'd love to write porn scripts, I would seriously rule at it.


The year is 2054
The Great War sent humanity back to the stone age
The Pure Folk commands the fallout-damaged, heavily mutated underlings as slaves
Two tribes clash in what was once a grand, modern city... but now it's reduced to piles of rubble
Everyone drives kool motorcycles and wears kool clothes
Lots of explosions, gunfights and fucking
And zombie mutants
Kickass

 

[Death Animal]

W.A.S.P -Fuck Like a Beast.

 

[D-KOM]

Scorpions : Tease me, please me
Lordi : Rock the hell outta you
Kiss : I was made for loving you

 

[Impudent]

can i just fill in with a WORST metal sex song

in flames "morphing into primal"

please do fucking spare me the descriptions of how your "stiffness blocks out the daylight" anders friden

That song's about sex?!

 

[Mitton]

I once had sex to Opeths damnation album, Pitty it was on Itunes and the next song after the Album had finished was Masters Apprentice Killed the mood. I started laughing.

 

[Mr_Haze]

Abigail - Ready For Fucking Drunk

 

[skeptik]

Judecca - Stench of an Undouched Cunt
Judecca - As We Fuck

 

[Carcassian]

Anathema - Eternity (album)
My Dying Bride - A Kiss to Remember
Anal Cunt - I became a Rape Counsellor so I could tell victims they asked for it

 

[Arezzo]

Nattefrost - Whore (Filthy Whore)

"Whore - put your shoes on
Bitch - swallow my cum
Slut - suck me dry
Cunt - choke and die"

 

[Jreg]

Raven - Stay Hard

 

[metal paddy]

if you do not want to fuck me baby then fuck off by wayne county :Smokin: :Smokin:

 

[Mr_Haze]

Who wouldn't sleep with paddy!!?

 

[Carcassian]

Cut, Gut, Beaten, Eaten - Gorerotted

 

[DeviousDVO]

Pretty much anything by Rammstein.

Rammstein = fuck metal

 

[CAIRATH]

dude it's absolutely obvious once you break through the thin veil of quasi-coherent metaphysical and space metaphor

i mean

"detonation in her organic cave"?

"seismorgasmic omnipotence"?



"my shot is genesis and catharsis"?




MAKE IT STOP

Song. Ruined. Forever.

Thanks a lot!

 

[el barto]

Raven - Stay Hard

 

[KMADD]

Dark Funeral-Goddess Of Sodomy
Pungent Stench-4f Club (Mentors cover)

 

[Miss*Li]

Type O Negative - My girlfriend's girlfriend