Big Brother 4

[Blitzkrieg]

http://www.bigbrother.com.au

HERE I COME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!

 

[Spruce Goose]

Me too Blitzy. Making my audition video on Sunday

That is why I need the chords to Angels Bought me Here (See my other thread called "I need a favor")

 

[Blitzkrieg]

lol what are you doing in your video?? I haven't thought much about that yet, will get around to it in the coming week or two though.

 

[Spruce Goose]

How cool would it be to have a metal head in the house! Are you alowed to take cd's?

As if I am going to get picked anyway, but it would be cool. I reckon if you guy saw me in the house, you would think I'm a totally different person to what I'm like on here. I'm not very metal at all appearence wise

 

[KoichCPA]

I was thinking about entering, my audition tape will probably be me wasted, crapping on about how good the new anathema cd is.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

lol, do it Koich.

That is the main reason I am applying Spruce, I actually hate the show, but would love to see a real person in there, and not just the fags or blokes that they normally have. I wouldn't feel guilty about taking their money either.

 

[Spruce Goose]

What would be your approach to showers and shit? Would you get your cock out? hahaha

 

[KoichCPA]

i'd constantly have my cock out.With a raging hard on, cos the censorship laws state you can't show erect penis's on tv. Therefore if I was trying to beat someone with the garden hose, and I had a stiffy. The tv audience wouldn't see it and I'd get away with it

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Shit no. Underwear for sure. I have already thought about that haha.

If I disappear from the forums for a few months mid next year, and you see a dude wearing metal shirts on Big Brother, then chances are it will be me.

Not too sure what to do on my video though....

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[Spruce Goose]

Yeah, on the site they say stuff like: Send us a video telling us about yourself

I want to make mine funny, in a Spinal Tap kind of way. But I dont know if they will see me as being a dumb shit, or realise that I have a sense of humour. I have heard that they put on your tape, and if you havnt gained their interest in the first 20 seconds, they dont bother looking at the rest.

Is the tape only sposed to be a few minutes long or what? Or like 1 minute???

 

[Blitzkrieg]

They say 3 to 5 minutes, but you are probably right about the first 20 seconds thing, if you don't impress them right off the bat there is probably no point.

 

[Spruce Goose]

3-5 minutes?!?! Holy shit, that is a long time. So what are you supposed to talk about then? Mine only went for about 60 seconds as an introduction thing.

It would be pretty hard to go on for 5 minutes just on 1 take. It would be fine if you could cut to show them where you work and what you do on weekends and shit, but what if you dont have access to video editing?!

Hmm... back to the ole drawing board for Spruce Goose!

 

[JonBonJovi]

Brian and I are trying to get on the new show The Hothouse.....you stay in the tropics for three months build a house and the winning couple get to keep the home.....so if we get on you bastards better vote for us to win!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Yeah mine will probably be around the 3 minute mark, if I can get that much. I think having it shorter wouldn't be too bad, more quality than quantity.
Also, I was gonna film a few things then whack them together just by dubbing with VCRs, you don't need editing to just put a few things together.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I looked into that Hot House one too, sounds interesting!

 

[JonBonJovi]

I would do one if my cam was not fucked!

 

[Spruce Goose]

yeah true Blitz. I might just go for the one shot approach though. Just talk for a few minutes. But I have a few ideas to make it funny. Well, I think it's funny.

 

[KoichCPA]

Do you think 3-5 minutes of me sculling beers would impress them enough?

 

[JonBonJovi]

if you did it whilst writing on a board some dribble whilst having crapiest music you could find in an op shop wearing a dress from said shop!