Big Brother 4

[Spruce Goose]

haha

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Yeah, but people already say that to me now... even at gigs we are playing on!

 

[Goreripper]

Just get your band name tattooed across your back, then never wear a shirt.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

hmmmm... do I subject the nation to the site of my shirtless. Nah, we'd get publicity, but for all the wrong reasons!

 

[Goreripper]

At least they'd remember the name.
"Hey, Apolyom! It's that that band with the fat drummer?"

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I think we've found our new slogan!

 

[Spiff]

Don't forget that other Big Brother stereotype, the lesbian/bisexual chick.

 

[Goreripper]

Not to mention the surfer dude, the bimbo, the slob, the slacker, the fat chick, the abrasive know it all, the closet homosexual male who comes out on the first night, and the boring guy

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I dibs the slacker role!

 

[KoichCPA]

I'm an abasive know it all.

 

[Goreripper]

I'm a slob. A drunken one, at that.

 

[KoichCPA]

Thats the thing though, on BB, they wouldn't give me enough beer, and I can't smoke, and no music.

I will go completely insane.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I think that's the whole point Koichi!

Just waiting for the day they put an alcoholic chain smoker in there!

 

[Goreripper]

And that would make great television, don't you think?

 

[KoichCPA]

I seriously think I would go insane and kill someone

that would make awesome television

 

[Celestial-Todd]

And they'd probably even televise your execution to!

 

[Winmar]

If the Australian one was like the Swedish one I might even watch it. God Australia's a prudish country!

 

[Goreripper]

Not as prudish as America. You can't even say "asshole" on TV there.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

and they don't even have BB UNCUT in America!!!!

 

[JonBonJovi]

If I went in I would be trying to pick up the gorgeous chick all the time!