Big Brother 4

[Blitzkrieg]

Use a beer bong and don't stop, for 5 minutes.

 

[KoichCPA]

You are a fucking legend, thats awesome, do you mind if I steal it?

 

[JonBonJovi]

or you could have someone of camera putting nail holes in the bottom and you slam them down like that!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[KoichCPA]

This is gunna be the greatest audition tape ever

 

[Spruce Goose]

That is gold. Seriously, you should just do something totally fucked up and send it to them. I'd love to be a fly on the wall and see their faces when they watch it. I dunno what.... but something like having the camera focus on you masturbating... then pull back the shot to see that you are masturbating to a video of yourself masterbating! hahaha

They wouldnt know what hit em!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[Winmar]

The only way I'd watch any of those fucking shows is if one of you guys were on it!

 

[Spruce Goose]

Blitzy. Have you done the application form on the web yet?
It is a fuck off form. They ask some pretty personal shit. Took me about 2 hours to finish.

I'm shooting my video on the weekend.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

What Koichi said about nudity had me thinking, I remember a couple from the first Swedish version had sex in the middle of the day in the middle of the house backyard. None of it could be shown on tv however because of how graphic it was, the irony that the only way to get privacy was to be as graphic as possible is amazing!

 

[Spruce Goose]

Yeah, thats what my mates and I have spoken about. If you were going to have a wank, it would be best to to it on your bed without the covers on, cause they wont show it. But if you wank under the doona, they will show it and everyone will know you were throwing webs

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I did fill out the web form, but that is all I have done. There was some personal stuff, but nothing I didn't expect, and it wasn't too hard to answer IMO. I am still not too sure what to do for the vid, but I have one idea which might work. At least I have heaps of time to think about it.

 

[KoichCPA]

I'm thinking about sending in multiple videos, with all the steriotypes they like getting on the show. The fat chick, the poof, the sports guy, the aussie bloke, the hot chick

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Thats exactly why I want to go on it, because they have never had someone other than those stereotypes in the house.

 

[KoichCPA]

But see, if I can be all the steriotypes, then they will only need me for the show, and as the only person on it. I would win.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I wonder if they actually go through all of yuor clothing beforehand to make sure you don't have anything offensive in there. I know they blurred out a few shirt logo's cause they didn't want to be giving any free publicity.... wonder if the same goes for bands?

 

[KoichCPA]

Yes, they do, some guy was bitching last time because they wouldn't let him take in one of his dead kennedys shirts.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Thats fucked, I would be hoping to take in all the good band shirts.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Man, if I went in there... I think it would take me 5 seconds before I said "oh yeah, I'm the drummer for Apolyom"

 

[KoichCPA]

and they would say "who?"