Big Brother

[spawn]

They need a soundtrack! Paradise By The Dashboard Light is perfect!

 

[KoichCPA]

They need the song Damian wrote.

 

[dreamwatch]

Mirabai's a prick tease, all talk no action. The guys would have more chance with the rats. Jessica is the group ho, if they ever get that desperate for a fuck she should be their first port of call.

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by dreamwatch
Mirabai's a prick tease, all talk no action. The guys would have more chance with the rats. Jessica is the group ho, if they ever get that desperate for a fuck she should be their first port of call.

 

[Dakk]

D'Oh!

You people watch this shit?

 

[spawn]

Yes. Yes we do

 

[Goreripper]

Goreripper has a new mission: infiltrate the Big Brother compound, paste Dungeon stickers everywhere and steal everyone's clothes.

 

[spawn]

Aaron is gone tomorrow night I think!

 

[Mark]

How?? He's not even nominated

 

[spawn]

Whats the guys name that got nominated?

 

[spawn]

Alex! Dammit, it started with A, I was close! Alex is gone!

 

[Mark]

And Katrinex is gone! Woohoo!!

 

[spawn]

That Alex annoys me with his smarmy bastard smile, he has to go

 

[Mark]

No, they need to go in the following order:

Nathan (annoying prick)
Shannon (2-faced, fake cow)
Miribai (prick tease and drama queen)
Jessica (ho-bag)
Marty (cheater)
Aaron (values-enforcing dweeber)
Alex (smarmy git)
Sarah (just because)

And that leaves Turkan and Peter to get it oooorrrrn

 

[dreamwatch]

Wow, that's exactly what I would have said.

 

[spawn]

I said Peter would win it back at the start, so I hope you are right, because ive gotten everything else wrong so far

Nathan is cool though! He makes me laugh! If Peter doesnt win it I hope Nathan does

Did anyone watch Rove when he brought out Mirabais boyfriend when he interviewed Damien? I missed it, what happened?

 

[Mark]

Yeah, I saw it.

Rove said "we have Mirabai's boyfriend here".

Damien shits himself.

Rove says "No, we're only joking".

Damien relaxes.

Rove says "Actually, no we're not. here he is!"

Damien shits himself again. He looked terrified And then he talks like he's actually won Mirabai's heart and he feels sorry for the boyfriend! What a dick!!

BTW, I detest Nathan. His laugh, his attitude... fuck, man, get the dweeb out of there!! But not before he and Aaron have a fight to see who is the house's King Bull

 

[spawn]

Awww is that all? I wanted the boyfriend to crack him one right in his stupid face while yelling "THATS reality tv you bitch!"

A punch up in the house would be so cool

 

[Mark]

It's my plan, should I ever find myself on Big Brother, to antagonise everyone else so they punch me and immediately get evicted from the house, making me the winner within a week

 

[spawn]

Ill vote to keep you in if you do that