Deathspell Omega belongs in here. I've never understood the hype for this band. I tried with Si Monumentum and Kenose, but no dice. This band was bad. So recently I worked out a big trade, and one of the voices in my head told me to give DSO another shot. Surely all these metal listeners cant be wrong, can they? I mean, even some in this forum like the band! JayK splooged all over the band. Opeth17 said they were the best bm band ever before promptly selling his collection so he could walk the earth whilst listening to deafheaven.
So in the trade I picked up Fas - maldtjnvd ng aeternum. And you know what, I was wrong the entire time. This band isnt bad. They simply define mediocrity to a fucking T. Masterpiece my ass. So they growl about satan and philosophy. Woah, so deep man. They have cool time signatures! So do the faggots in cynic, and they suck! Literally and figuratively. But J, you dont get it! Bullshit, the ones who dont like this philosophical babble metal ARE the ones who get it. Because it you like it, you dont GET quality.
So anyone want this hipster album? Lets trade