Black Metal and Hipsters

[Vittra]

This is what you should be listening to:

 

[NAD]

Hey guys, remember this one? I sure do. At long last my new black metal project is fully operational, these two albums will hopefully be released later this year. I've been listening to Blut Und Ehre for years now, their album White Man in a Tree has vexed me since the moment it was unleashed upon my life. His mark is most certainly missed during this accursed modern black metal era. So, I have finally decided that a proper tribute to that masterpiece is in order, and I hope that I live up to the original source of inspiration, at least in part. Preview album art and information:

HYK - White Mountain In A Tree
14 songs, 88 minutes
NSBM to the fullest extent, I know that it truly is time to speak out how my German/Italian/Berdoo blood has felt all these years, especially lately. This album documents the White Mountain's struggle with the modern flood of immigrants and opinionated women. The tides have now turned, the time to rise is nigh!

HYK - A Rainbow Mounts Thee
11 songs, 1:11:11 total length, because we're all in first place together.
MCBM (multi-cultural black metal) at its core, this is the companion piece to White Mountain In A Tree. The entire album spirit is concerning a more positive, uplifting theme, wherein the White Mountain learns to accept all of our differences. The only instruments here are banjo and glockenspiel.

The albums are both done, now I just need to find a label that will do an 8-track only release.

 

[dorian gray]

Can you please confirm/deny rumors of extremely limited edition box set?

 

[NAD]

6.66 copies of each, exactly. Full price for the 0.66 versions, too bad.

 

[Reign in Acai]

8 track? No vinyl release?

 

[dorian gray]

LOL!!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Lulz

 

[Reign in Acai]

Tough crowd

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Botanist fuck the world

 

[J.]

Botanist?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Yes

 

[J.]

ive got 5 Botanist albums. I love the sticker on one of them "40 Tracks of esoteric and buzzing eco terrorist black metal" or something to that effect.

Plant Lives Matter

 

[Reign in Acai]

Botanist may be the limpest shit I've heard all year. Rather have a dozen balut that listen to this happy happy joy joy shit.

 

[J.]

yeah i gotta be in the mood

 

[Reign in Acai]

Not hipster bm related, but tard nonetheless.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Legit just stumbled upon this while doing a search on downtown breweries.

Behold Los Angeles's monthly metal yoga experience.

Share the process of shining a light on your dark places with LA's Black Metal Yogi in one of LA's supreme DTLA craft breweries.

With a vinyasa flow accessible to all bodies, we will be soundtracked by a stellar playlist compiled to invoke emotions from both your shadow and light sides.

10.45am - Mixed-level vinyasa flow BLACK METAL YOGA
12pm - We drink BEER!

DETAILS:

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  • Please bring your yoga mat and a towel.
  • Wear your favorite metal shirt to class!
  • Please arrive 15 mins before class to check in and set up.
  • Class is held INSIDE the brewery taproom.
  • Parking is FREE and plentiful around the brewery.
  • ALL yoga experience levels are welcomed and encouraged!
  • Participants will receive one discounted beer from the brewery at the end of class. No yoga under the influence![/]
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[einride]

click this shit if you dare

skip to about 5:50 for the cringeworthy part

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

8:23 - RC'er in the background recording the light saber fight. I don't remember her name.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Helvetekrieg!

 

[Reign in Acai]

That broad fell off the deep end with moral crusaderism. Her and her legion of black metal incels are largely responsible for many a promoter pulling the plug on tour dates of acts which they find ideologically unsavory.