BLACK METAL ARHHHHGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[LoboUivante]

I've had gigantic laughs due to black metal exposure... mostly pictures.

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

I had the diereah one time when I ate jack in the box and deritoes at the same time.

 

[soundgarden]

I had the diereah one time when I ate jack in the box and deritoes at the same time.

ok this thread is now "The official bullshit chat thread"

Anyways...I ripped my favorite shirt today

 

[Beelzebub]

I had the diereah one time when I ate jack in the box and deritoes at the same time.

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
IT RUNS IN YOUR JEANS!

My AP Bio teacher used to take off points everytime someone didn't spell diarrhea right. -10 for you.

 

[Rose Immortal]

That's a HUGE deduction.

Along similar lines, I saw the following quote, forget who said it:

"Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night."

 

[proulxski]

Meh! Black Metal is a mis-spelt version of bad metal. The stuff ive heard is too religious. And really is borring as in makes you fall asleep becauze its so borring. Unlike Prog and Power bands like Symphony X & Kamelot, that make you fall asleep to awsome music!

 

[soundgarden]

Unlike Prog and Power bands like Symphony X & Kamelot, that make you fall asleep to awsome music!

huh?!?!?!?!? I am guessing you are saying black metal puts you to sleep, but i don't undertsand what you mean by "makes you fall asleep to awesome music."

@Beelzebub

 

[Rose Immortal]

Much to my shock, I once faded into a dream with the music of Dream Theater playing in my head. There's a difference between falling asleep because something is boring and it sucks, and drifting off because something is so pleasant to you that it gets you relaxed. (Which is what happened in my dream-within-a-dream.)

I thought I had headphones on, but I actually didn't...it was one of my trippy dream-within-a-dream/lucid dreaming things.

 

[Beelzebub]

@Beelzebub

Ok, ok, ok... -10 for you, too!

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

Much to my shock, I once faded into a dream with the music of Dream Theater playing in my head. There's a difference between falling asleep because something is boring and it sucks, and drifting off because something is so pleasant to you that it gets you relaxed. (Which is what happened in my dream-within-a-dream.)

I thought I had headphones on, but I actually didn't...it was one of my trippy dream-within-a-dream/lucid dreaming things.

I like Dream Theater, my favorite band right now, look at my giant hurt balls.

 

[Kenneth R.]

Meh! Black Metal is a mis-spelt version of bad metal. The stuff ive heard is too religious. And really is borring as in makes you fall asleep becauze its so borring. Unlike Prog and Power bands like Symphony X & Kamelot, that make you fall asleep to awsome music!

that makes nooooooooooo sense.

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

I like to sleep after eating Jack in The Box

 

[Beelzebub]

I've never been to Jack in the Box, they're not really around here. I remember a story on the news years ago that their burgers had E. Coli in them and how a bunch of people got sick from eating them.

 

[Metropolis Part 2]

huh?!?!?!?!? I am guessing you are saying black metal puts you to sleep, but i don't undertsand what you mean by "makes you fall asleep to awesome music."

@Beelzebub

Hah, Black Metal burns your ears, TERRIBLY.

 

[Kenneth R.]

if there comes an ice age, would black metal bands cheer at the fr0zen gr1mness of the world, or would they curse their loss of a unique scene?

 

[Metropolis Part 2]

if there comes an ice age, would black metal bands cheer at the fr0zen gr1mness of the world, or would they curse their loss of a unique scene?

HAHAHAHHA, gOOD ONE. :Spin:

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

the fries at Jack in The Box are awesome, so are the milkshakes........

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

If my last meal were today........I would eat at Jack in the box.

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

the sourdough Jack with large fries and a milkshake makes for a tasty meal............

 

[wayne the goblin/robot]

JACK IN THE BOX OWNZ YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ITS TR00 FAST FOOD BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!